Finally. The mush room.

Ah yes, the Great Wall of Dong.

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It almost looks like you’d expect the walls to start closing like one of those spiked wall traps.

Penis

The penis corridor

Every hot girls DMs be like...

Having grown Oysters, and Shiitakes before wondering why these are all growing towards the floor... typical mushrooms I'm aware of still orient towards a light source despite not needing it for food just to ensure their spores are spread properly....

Were they flipped? Does the green floor have something to do with it? Is it fake?

Mushroom farming management: keep them in the dark and feed them shit

Well... I don't know about the rest of you guys but I've just uncovered a new fantasy

Do NOT fondle the wall of dongs.

... at least not without first asking the fungal gestalt consciousness for consent first.

Ok, also, someone needs to overlay this with the green screened, joe pesci 'what the fuck is this piece of shit?' shot/reverese shot thing.

This, but not shit tier quality:

you'd need a second background image but yeah

... maybe use a shot of the infinite hallway of literal 'backdoors' from the 2nd/3rd matrix movies, i think that would work, just color grade it a bit.

I still don't exactly understand what the fuck mushrooms are.

Ah yes the phallus palace

penisfactory

Wall-o-Dicks

Glory Wall

I just hope they don’t start squirting.

They aren't gonna suck themselves.

This is actually kind of interesting to me because I hadn't ever considered they would be grown vertically like that as opposed to racks stacked on top of each other.

Ok hear me out. The backrooms..... but with mushroom walls

Challenge: try walking to the end of that hallway without getting at least a demi-chub.

Wall of wangs

Sporkkake

This picture is still less gay than the Trump football AI post.

S P O R E

In the air

dongs

Debbie Does Malaysia

You arr going to the penis wall

Ah I see. These mushrooms have [hbomberguy] extruded [/hbomberguy].

Maybe a lil sus... big old wall of di- perfectly delicious edible mushroom '-'

Assuming this is real, that mofo needs a gas mask. There is no way breathing that many spores ends well.

Your mom in college.

Dude look like he gon' pickafew then go into the Matrix.

Just what it's like for your college average springbreakers

In a row?

Wonder what the Help Wanted ad copy would read?

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