That should absolutely be a career ending statement.

Shelbyville? Don't they have a monorail?

And why doesn't this mayor have an issue with their poor constituents being stuck in "shitty houses"

And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

SO MAKE RENT AFFORDABLE AND HOUSING AVAILABLE, MAYOR DUMBASS!

Is this that same kind of tactic as like “anyone who doesn’t want to go to war with Iraq is gay?”

But Springfield and North Haverbrook have datacentres!

And marry their attractive cousins

Where the fuck is shelbyville?

Some shitholy state no doubt, or the southern half of a mid tier norther midwest one.

Shake harder boy, shake harder.

I'm sure the Mayor of New Albany, and the Falls of The Ohio preservation society have some choice words for the Mayor of Shelbyville.

That wouldn’t fly in Springfield

It's almost like the tech companies are preying on places that have cheap land and residents with less political influence...

Jesus, at least the meat packing plants and shingle factories employed people they were poisoning.

There is a shockingly high percentage of homeowners who sincerely believe that renters should have fewer rights. The most common seem to be that they shouldn't get to vote in local elections and that they shouldn't be allowed to park their cars on public streets.

Bribeable officials appears to be the key ingredient for ideal sites for data centers.

Sounds like the Mayor of Shelbyville is volunteering to have the data centre in their backyard

Those sorts of people still have access to cans of gasoline and more motivation to prevent such places from existing.

That's the sort of thing that happens when you found a town specifically so you can marry your cousins.

Hey it's true but we still have a point

i heard the shelbyville mayor married his cousin

Who is responsible for the shitty houses these poor renters are living in? Hmm, hard to say

What’s the implied point here? “Of course you’re against rich people exploiting everyone else — you’re everyone else! Haha!”?