What is the charge? Sending a lemon? A single, succulent lemon?
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How many lemons can I door dash someone before it becomes a crime? 🤔
I wish someone cared about me not getting scurvy this much
I wonder if it was bizarre enough for the ex to know exactly who this is coming from, or if it was bizarre enough to make him freak out.
edit: apparently the latter
That's like $3600, minimum
Yeah but she paid right?
She did. I just feel you get diminishing returns after the first several hundred lemons.
She probably bought them in bulk. They keep a long time in the cold.
She sent him orders of exactly one lemon, though.
That's what I meant: that will cost less if you buy them in bulk, then use them one by one.
Premeditated harassment!
Granted, 241 days is a long time. Maybe 2 bulks then.
I am, of course, entirely serious about this.
Delivery fees alone are probably $10k+.
Was it at regular intervals? Like one every two days or only on weekends? That’s a fresh lemon for a nice tequila guaranteed
I can fix her
I see nothing wrong here. Just a girl enjoying her lemon party 1847 times.
Literally what is the crime, though?
Can anyone find a legitimate source for this?
Everything I can find all points back to a Facebook posting on a page called "Memezar," which doesn't cite any sources or contain any details that would help in a search.
I also found those.
The image in the article has a watermark from Memezar, has all of the same text from the Memezar Facebook post, except that it has named the woman. Searching for a woman of that name in Toronto doesn't match up with the image in the article.
The YouTube video doesn't offer any new details or cite source, but it repeats some of the details from the Memezar Facebook post.
I believe it is fake (or satire): https://lemmy.world/comment/24087259
Ping: @jaaake@lemmy.world
I wish I had exes that gave me fruit. “Oh no, I have to make extra salads?”
She's hot. Also, the fictional story at least makes her sound petty, which I typically find very endearing.
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