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[–] 235 points 5 months ago (20 children)

What is the charge? Sending a lemon? A single, succulent lemon?

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  • [–] 89 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (15 children)

    I think it was for stalking:

    Delivery instructions varied:

    “Hand it to him directly”
    “He will know”
    “Tell him she remembers”
    
    14 arrived at exactly 11:47 p.m.
    One arrived during his job interview.
    One arrived at a hospital while he was visiting his father.
    

    https://jobbiecrew.com/doordash-psychological-warfare/

    Edit: FAKE, as found below.

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  • [–] 120 points 5 months ago* (11 children)

    Just an FYI, this random content mill doesn't cite any sources. This has been circulating on Facebook, Instagram, etc. and claims specifically 241 days. I tried finding it, and it's fortunately just satire. No actual news organizations have covered this, there are no court records, and the most you'll find are random content mills regurgitating Facebook memes.

    (Edit: But it is surprisingly creative.)

    (Edit 2: And 1847 lemons over 241 days implies 7.5 lemons daily within the fiction of the meme.)

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  • [–] 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Thanks for finding that and it is pretty creative, lol. Here is something else she did:

    26-YEAR-OLD WOMAN PLEADS GUILTY IN MANITOBA'S FIRST-EVER 'AGGRESSIVE CAROLING' CASE — STOOD OUTSIDE HER EX-BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE EVERY NIGHT IN DECEMBER — SANG ONLY 'LAST CHRISTMAS' — FOR 14 NIGHTS

    https://www.instagram.com/p/DX1zhj4mlCm/

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    If you think about it for 3 seconds the story falls apart yeah. That's no fun. Door Dash would blacklist as soon as the ex complained.

    But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it'd take.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it'd take.

    If you're looking for government or police intervention, the answer is that it would never happen. They don't give a shit. I was subjected to actual stalking and harassment for an extended period of time (years) from my ex and people affiliated with her, and the police were absolutely worthless.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    It would also be insanely expensive. Also usually you would order something like this from instacart. Most restaurants don’t have a single lemon menu option. Though I mow they’ve been expanding into offering services to other areas, to get in on instacart style action. (Personally I would never trust a dasher to shop like an ic shopper.)

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago*

    Yeah, the meme tries to dress it up as her having used 11 spoof accounts, but it misses the obvious point that they'd just block the address/that specific one-lemon order altogether.

    I was willing to give this the slightest bit of credibility to try looking it up until the meme started elaborating on numbers and nailed the coffin shut.

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  • [–] 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Gentlemen, this is delivery manifest!

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago

    Someone's still sour about it!

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    How many lemons can I door dash someone before it becomes a crime? 🤔

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago

    When ex-wife sends you lemons...

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I wish someone cared about me not getting scurvy this much

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    She did. I just feel you get diminishing returns after the first several hundred lemons.

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  • [–] 0 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    She probably bought them in bulk. They keep a long time in the cold.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    She sent him orders of exactly one lemon, though.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (2 children)

    That's what I meant: that will cost less if you buy them in bulk, then use them one by one.

    Premeditated harassment!

    Granted, 241 days is a long time. Maybe 2 bulks then.

    I am, of course, entirely serious about this.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    Was it at regular intervals? Like one every two days or only on weekends? That’s a fresh lemon for a nice tequila guaranteed

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    I see nothing wrong here. Just a girl enjoying her lemon party 1847 times.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Literally what is the crime, though?

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Can anyone find a legitimate source for this?

    Everything I can find all points back to a Facebook posting on a page called "Memezar," which doesn't cite any sources or contain any details that would help in a search.

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  • [+] -3 points 5 months ago* (2 children)
  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    I also found those.

    The image in the article has a watermark from Memezar, has all of the same text from the Memezar Facebook post, except that it has named the woman. Searching for a woman of that name in Toronto doesn't match up with the image in the article.

    The YouTube video doesn't offer any new details or cite source, but it repeats some of the details from the Memezar Facebook post.

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    [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    This is fake news

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    I wish I had exes that gave me fruit. “Oh no, I have to make extra salads?”

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    I would absolutely set up a lemonade stand out front.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    She's hot. Also, the fictional story at least makes her sound petty, which I typically find very endearing.

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