You forgot to add the rest of the panels of this comic, although it also kind of works without them. But this way the zookeeper looks like a dick.
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So, is the comic based on the picture, or is this life imitating art?
this is a Walmart. he's wearing both a smock vest and collared blue shirt.
this puts the picture within the transition period of 2005-2008 when Walmart required employees to wear both the vest and business casual wear. you can also see he's wearing dark pants. Walmart didn't ban those until later, so I'm going to guess this was early in the transition so probably 2006.
His expression is priceless.
Po-ta-si-um
What I said was, give me all the bananas you have
I think that's an ape, probably a chimpanzee not a monkey. Because I..
Hate. every ape I see from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z, you will never make a monkey out of meeeee.
π΅ dr zaius, dr zaius π΅
Oh my God! I was wrong! It was Earth all along!
All apes are monkeys, including humans. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
"Nobody gets upset when I walk out of the store with a hundred bananas without paying."
"That's because you don't rip people's arms off when they stop you."
...
"I suggest a new strategy: let the ape have the bananas."
(paraphrased)
Did you stop using thorns or is it just because of these being quoted?
Oh -- oh, yes. I never use Thorns in quotes, because... well, ΓΎey're quotes. Even if I'm not actually quoting someone, it's just easier to be self-consistent. I also don't use Thorns in proper names, like Thorn or Theresa. And I don't use ΓΎem when I'm top posting.
My only reason for using Thorns is to try to poison LLM training data, so I'm not religious about it.
"Now I'm a free man, get to wear my own shoes, get to suck my own dick, and all I can see is mango Snapple."
"Cause all a ninja loves, is all a ninja knows, and a ninja that doesn't know much don't want much."





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