I just want one minion to say fuck right in the middle somewhere. No preamble. No explanation. Just pops out.
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Finding Nemo. Dory yelling "fuck yea!" when she remember something
The Smurfs. 65 minutes of using the word smurf in place of all swearing. Somewhere during the denouement a character should mouth but not say "Oh, fuck!" then two other smurfs are nearby. One says "what did they say?" The other smurf looks panicked and then offers without much conviction: I think it was, "Oh Smurf!" Big laughs. Scene.
After the first few minutes of UP, Carl finally breaks down and releases a blood-curdling scream of "FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!" to the heavens. Fade to black. Movie resumes as usual.
When shrek bursts into farquad and fionas wedding, i want either fiona or far quad to say fuck
Farquaad's name was literally the filmmakers calling their family-movie villain "Fuckwad" and sneaking it past the radar.
I’d pick Fantastic Mister Fox.
And honestly, the way that movie is, people probably wouldn’t even notice.
Paddington. The trailer is a literal cavalcade of well-placed "Fuck" moments.
Just once I'd like to see Panoramix/Getafix say "fuck" just once when Asterix and Obelix surprise him into slicing his finger with his golden sickle.
Alternately, Caesar saying "the fucking Gaul."
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Charlotte's Web. "Some Fucking Pig"
it would change the tone of the entire movie after that point.
The LEGO movie. Change the song to everything is fucking awesome.
This ruins the rhythm. :(
Full Metal Alchemist: Stew Tonight
pokemon, it would be hilarious. the older movies were mildly darker than the recent ones.
Charlie and the Fucking Chocolate Factory has a certain ring to it.
Or Fucking Neverending Story (can't we all just empathize with that? 😅).
The Incredibles: the little kid on the big wheel: "That is fucking wicked!"
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has secretly built a weapon with a secret capacity to annihilate an entire planet. I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: (screaming with rage) YOU...ARE...A...FUCKING... TOY!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an... aw, you're a FUCKING action FIGURE! You are a FUCKING child's plaything!
I feel like it'd fit perfectly in Soul, the moment Joe falls down the open manhole he yells "fuuuuuuu..." and I wouldn't mind if they didn't even finish it.
Had to look up the scene and saw another where they say "Hell" a lot after Joe asks if he's in heaven or hell ( h-e-double-hockey-sticks). Granted, it is the souls of unborn people, but it's still kinda funny to think about.
Mary Poppins when they fly kites
The what ?



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