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[–] 5 points 5 months ago*

Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has secretly built a weapon with a secret capacity to annihilate an entire planet. I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!

Woody: (screaming with rage) YOU...ARE...A...FUCKING... TOY!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an... aw, you're a FUCKING action FIGURE! You are a FUCKING child's plaything!

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