Good thing she got out ahead of it before by randomly announcing apropos nothing that she had nothing to do with it, which as we all know, is an obvious confession that something is coming. You love to see it.

These people are the dumbest cunts to exist.

We might have to rename the Streisand-effect

This is what her weird, out of the blue announcement a month or so ago was about.

It's already known that Ivana Trump went out with Ghislaine to help bring girls back to Epstein's place.

Finally here it is: the thing she weirdly tried to deny a couple of months ago is surfacing.

Here comes another UFO release! I bet tomorrow.

I guess she gave that press conference a little too soon because im sure most people forgot about it already. Lol

Wait wait wait, I thought this was common fuckien knowledge at this point. Have y'all been fucking sleeping up till now?! WTF!?

Zampolli is now a Special Envoy for Global Partnerships and a member of the Kennedy Center Board of Trustees.

No incentive to protect the lie then. And he seems like a kind, friendly fellow. /s

Special Envoy for fuckin’ what??

someday some streamer in a hazmat suit is going to point to a shadow on the wall in the Mar-a-Lago exclusion zone and say "the ancient chat says that this one was a concubine of the child eaters"

So “Einstein visa” was actually a typo?

if I just get ahead of things and tell in a press conference that I did not rob a bank, nobody will believe I robbed a bank when evidence comes out that I did rob a bank

Aaahh, the thought patterns of the mentally insane

I don’t care do you

To the complete lack of surprise of everyone

Oh boy, can't wait for the consequences this time. I wonder if she will be "SLAMMED" or "DESTROYED" over this, since we all know they don't seem to be interested in jailing these people.

I mean? Isn't this why Putin keeps showing her with her business on display on their "news" outlet?

I figured that was always a rather clear message to PEDOnald that they know.

Ooh I like the animated thumb..

Zampolli, meanwhile, told the Daily Beast: “I think it is a disgrace that she dares to say this about our marvelous first lady.”

That's about the fastest way to make me think your opinion means shit.

I already knew that.

I don't really care, do you?

Melania, Eater of Men? Really?

Now it makes total sense that they want to build a pizza restaurant in the bunker under the ball room

She still can barely speak english - who on earth would doubt the fact that she's just a dumb hoe sold to trump?

Oh shit!

A former associate of Melania Trump has sensationally claimed the first lady was an “escort” for Jeffrey Epstein and met the president through the notorious sex offender.

Honestly, we knew this. Even if we didn't know he was connected. She was a sex worker and she lit his candle. What a surprise.

SPOILER ALERT!!!

Nothing will happen.