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[–] 86 points 5 months ago

Spokesman = Spokesfighter

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago (10 children)

    i know it's a meme, but "man" originally meant something like -person (though that was like 1,000 years ago).

    that said, how about these

    firefighter
    mailhander
    fisher
    bootlicker
    spokesperson
    garbager

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    garbager

    That would be you. The person emptying your trash bin should be called degarbager.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    In the book series the expanse, which takes place a couple hundred years in the future, terms like sir are gender neutral. Women in charge are often referred to as sir. I think that's what'll happen irl, hopefully. I use guys as a gender neutral term and always have, and I will not stop!

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    That’s pretty much how I’ve always used it. Still call all mailmen “mailmen” regardless of gender. I’m not sure how important any of this is to the average person (no one seems to care in my day to day life).

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago

    Boxer: Fighterfighter

    Bouncer: Fightfighter

    Teddy Bear: Frightfighter

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    I believe Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics first made this joke, in 2013:

    https://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2460

    It has always stuck with me since.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    I mentally read all of these like I was the announcer from Super Smash Bros

    image of the three variations of Mii Fighter from SSB4

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    How are police the bootlickers? Police are the bootwear-ers. They lick their own boots?

    Those who support the fascist actions of the police are the bootlickers..

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    They lick the oligarchs' boots by insisting we lick their boots. It's bootlicking all the way up.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Seamstress - Seamfighter

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Shaman = Shafighter

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    I get it, but not nice to fetish shame ... Not all bootlickers are pigs

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Iv wanted to be a garbage fighter since I was a wee lad

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    The police wear the boots tho

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Are we human, or are we fighter?

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    I always find it extra funny when some communist (or themed account) calls police bootlicker.

    Like, not implying the police not being bootlickers in most countries here, but of the countries where authoritarians are / were good at licking boots communist' ones sure as hell are prominent in the top 10.

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    communist (or themed account)

    What do you mean by this? There are many accounts here on Lemmy who defend authoritarian countries but scrolling through OPs posts, I don't see any that would fit the description.

    Communist is a word that can mean anything at this point so please be a little more precise and maybe backup your argument.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    What do you mean. We had communism for 60,000 years here in Australia and we didn't need cops at all until the white people came and started doing slavery. The cops were for catching slaves.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    We had communism for 60,000 years here in Australia

    Lol, that's a new one. Surely you have extraordinary proof for that absolutely wild claim. :D

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  • [–] 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    Bill Stanner was a 20th century anthropologist who worked with Aboriginal people. He was also pretty racist, but let's acknowledge and move past that, and have a look at what he has to say about Aboriginal economics:

    The Blacks did not fight over land. There were no wars or invasions to seize territory. They did not enslave each other. There is no class division. There is no property or income inequality.

    That's communism, as Russel Ward pointed out. I'm currently studying Indigenous Knowledges and the economy that My teachers describe before colonisation is communism. But I figured you'd believe an old white guy better than Me.

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    Garbageperson is a vibe tho

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Did Excel make this?

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (13 children)

    I've met female taxi drivers, female security guards, one female builder even, but I've never met a "garbage woman". Maybe the nasty smell is just too potent? Women do have very strong noses. 🤔

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    Stay strong and thank you for your service! 🫶

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    By replying "And now you have" to a comment of someone saying "I've never seen a garbagewoman" you implied that you were a garbagewoman, so they thanked you for your service in waste disposal?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    I've seen a couple in the UK. Driving the trucks and loading garbage bins onto the truck. Here they don't have to carry the garbage, they roll the bin into position behind the truck. Still physically demanding, but not quite like carrying heavy garbage bags all day.

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  • I'd prefer to be a fishlicker than a fishfighter

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