How i imagine this went:

Intern: Write a social media post for the 10 year anniversary of Harambe's death

ChatGPT has loaded skills "Copy writer", "Patriotism"

ChatGPT: Got it! Here's a short and inspirational social media post for Harambe. Would you like me to use the Facebook app to post this to your timeline now?

What the hell is even that?!

Every time I think we hit rock bottom of the dumbest timeline. The universe goes, “Hold my beer. “

Being a Veteran Of The Internet, I know to take screengrabs with a pinch of salt. I'll do my due diligence, thank you!

And, well, I wish I hadn't. Because now I know this is real and oh my fucking god

Before reading this article and hearing the name "Harambe"?

After reading this article?

So tired of having a White House that shit posts like a boomer trying to sound cool to 14 year olds

An AI eulogy posted by fascists. Some honor.

I prefer a meme-free white house, is that communism?

We're killing people overseas RIGHT NOW. We're arming other countries doing the same thing RIGHT NOW. These aren't joking matters. I won't even get into the various financial problems we're facing, whilst building a goddamn Octagon on WH the front lawn. If you don't have something important to say, shut the fuck up white house.

revolting brevity, Harambe would instinctively attack and dismember any of these clowns on sight.

Everything that can possibly be ruined, they will leave no stone unturned

And now, show me Epstein files.

For a fraction of a second my brain went to some other less awful universe and I read this sentence as a totally normal thing of like "oh yeah of course, harambe must've been an important person and it's totally normal for rational governments to honour important people".

I want to stay there.

What.

I wish Trump had been put in cage with Harambe 11 years ago or so.

how is the onion even able to keep going at this point?

Jesus, the entire administration is full of fucking morons. Even the aids that post on social media.

WTF even is this timeline?

This post makes sense, though. None of these clowns would be on the White House if Harambe were still alive. Basic gratitude post.

I usually try to read the article…and I’m left wondering what in the ever loving fuck I just read.

CIA looking for alien blood lines on 23 and me….I can’t tell real life from tabloid shit any more

As for Harambe, he was not a patriot. He was a beautiful animal that was shot despite being a gentle soul who did not hurt a fallen child. He did not care about human politics or Trumpian bullshit. Lovely being, yes. Martyr, maybe. Patriot, no.

Best case for shutting down the internet, imo. Bunch of people with internet poisoned brains in positions of power who would rather talk about an ape that died a decade ago than any problem facing a living human being today.

I love how this post inadvertently shits on/ makes fun of 9/11 with the "we all remember what we were doing when it happened" line

Of course they're honoring him, his death sealed the current future where Trump get elected twice.

When's national Dicks Out Day?

The stupid pieces of shit have never known what a patriot is

So it’s been 10 years.

Let’s open the portal to get out of this alternate timeline

Everyone drop acid and walk in circles

They're really just throwing stuff at the wall at this point

is truly the most ignorant and least serious culture in all of history.

meme-washing

cheap, gets likes

In this case "dicks out" refers to the mid term elections

More of a patriot than any of the motherfuckers currently running the country

beginning to wonder if I've been in a coma since 2015.... and the madness is all just my brain shutting down more and more... because that's the only way this shit makes any sense

...yeah.

Explains why some of them couldn't keep their dick in their pants at least.

Fitting.

The new heraldic animal for the bananan republic.

Shit hole country.

These idiots will deify anything, won't they?

Why do they want to ruin everything lol

This confirms that they know. They know where the timeline split.

I think you have to fix shit first before you earn yourself a meme post. Cunts

First it was the suicidal penguin and now Harambe?

With all the money they're pissing away, you would think they could at least hire somebody to design a better propaganda campaign aimed at convincing their base to lay down their lives for the dictator... Or did AI take that job too?

the fuck is this retarded shit, go shit on the south lawn you fuckheads

Considering it's a popular meme to trace the horrors of our current timeline to the demise of Harambe, it makes sense that this White House would honour his death. Without it they never would be where they are, doing what they're doing.

A chimpanzee calling a gorilla a true patriot. Giving the Jan 6 freaks a billion makes sense now.

Flashbacks to his first presidential win. X.x

In the 2016 US presidential election aftermath, a false but repeated claim stated Harambe received over 15,000 write-in votes.

While there's a super small possibility this is thanking those 'voters' (when has fact checking ever mattered there), it's probably just working off the same meme idea that powered that rumor to begin with.

"... land of the apes ... and the home of the stupid ...". Are you free enough? Are you brave already?

How come he never got citizenship then?

Finally, something we can agree on

His murder is the reason we're in this bizarro alternate timeline

I can’t help but think this is an attack on black parenting, but maybe that’s reading into it too much. I can’t imagine the White House caring so much about a gorilla. Way more than Melissa Hortman, and she was human. There’s a political reason for this post.

In this day and age that’s a pretty grave insult in polite society

way to ruin a good meme. guess i finally gotta put my dick back