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[–] 138 points 5 months ago (6 children)

The biggest clue was when they started referring to us as a "resource". We're just another input on their spreadsheet.

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  • [–] 36 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    I used to work at a place that actually changed the name from Human Resources Dept. to Human Capital Dept. and none of the higher ups could figure out why that pissed everybody off.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Honestly people being either a “resource” or “capital” still makes people sound like they’re vespene gas or something

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  • [–] 190 points 5 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 89 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    CEOs shouldn’t apologize for fireable offenses. They should just be fired.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Uh why would the board fire him for doing his job

    Actually using that term was a slipup for sure, but you bet your ass finding ways to cut HR costs is part of his job description

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  • [–] 82 points 5 months ago

    Who the fuck cares if he claims to be “sorry”? This wasn’t a case of awkward phrasing or poorly chosen words. It’s a reflection of how he thinks, and will continue to think. Even if he loses his job (which he won’t), he’d only be replaced by someone with the same attitude.

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  • [–] 64 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    "Sorry not sorry that it was recorded." Why do they waste their time asking for forgiveness?

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  • [–] 47 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Saying the quiet part out loud.

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  • [–] 47 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    They are SO HORNY at the thought of not paying wages.

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  • [–] 25 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    It's not even that since they usually end up paying more for AI even when it produces far worse results. The rich just hold a contempt towards the working class and would rather the money they'd use for salaries go to their rich tech company friends in the form of AI-use invoices

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Yeah specifically with AI, that and the whole “scan and summarize all cloud messages and storage and remove the average person’s ability to buy any technology and force them into a locked down cloud only experience” has been coming together for a while now so they’re edging so hard

    But I mean in general they just can’t comprehend not keeping it all

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  • [–] 40 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I’ve never understood the purpose of forcing executives to apologize.

    He said exactly what he meant, to a group of investors who largely feel positively about his message.

    A forced apology is condescending and meaningless, and therefore I cannot see how it improves optics in any way.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    The culture of corporate of PR insists that not only do meaningless canned responses help, but they're invaluable. After all, the media will faithfully record those canned replies and reproduce them as though they're salient information, no matter how empty and vapid the cloud of buzzwords produced.

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  • [–] 38 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I've said it before and I'll say it again. The only job that I am 100% certain could be successfully offloaded onto an AI is CEO.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    I dunno, those Indian call center reps that can speak English but not understand it can already emulate what AI does fine. Both don’t understand what they are doing or saying and just following an obnoxious script.

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  • [–] 70 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I am very sorry ^that I got caught^

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  • [–] 28 points 5 months ago

    The problem isn't even this particular pos, its that almost all rich people think this way.

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  • [–] 27 points 5 months ago

    This guy provides zero value to society. He steals value created by others and claims it for himself. He's on the list.

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  • [–] 25 points 5 months ago

    Sorry he got caught.

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Bank boss sorry after being called out for describing workers as lower value human capital

    FTFY

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago (14 children)

    For generations, we were taught to value the opinions of the wealthy. Now we know for the vast majority of billionaires, their extreme wealth is mostly due to chance, not inherent ability, or even worse is actually evidence of their lack of character. The illusion has fallen away. They are the last people we should seek advice from on living a moral life. We should punish them for the act of hoarding immoral amounts of wealth to themselves. I am encouraged because this viewpoint seems to be spreading, and even more encouraged because I think they're scared. They should be scared.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago* (13 children)

    No they're not scared. I can't disclose any details, but if I were scared I'd walk around with a bodyguard and wouldn't have a cellphone.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    The very wealthy spend lots of money on private security. Look up Erik Prince and his crazy family... DeVos etc. When Gates spoke at my uni (this was 20 years ago) he arrived in a motorcade of 10 armored Suburbans

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  • [–] -1 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    No, I am saying I have personal experience, the details of which I cannot disclose.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    Sure. It's possible you may. However, you sound like a 12 year old boy claiming something grandiose. If you really have a relationship that you cannot disclose, don't go telling people that. No one will believe you, unless they're the type to fall for Alex Jones level nonsense. Claims require proof, or at least common or searchable knowledge, otherwise who can take your claim seriously?

    I could claim I also know a billionaire and claim the opposite of you. Or that the billionaire you know is just a moron. Many of them are.

    Edit: Also, why do people always assume everyone would do the same thing as themselves? Just because you wouldn't carry a cell phone doesn't mean everyone has the same paranoia as you.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago*

    Ok, those are all fair points. There isn't really any other medium where I can express "hey, it's weird that these people have cell phones when they shouldn't and no body guards where they should." This is something in my life, this post made me think of it. Believe it or don't believe it I guess.

    Edit: There are many business, family and social contexts under which a person might be acquainted with a billionaire, depending on one's line of work, region, and social connections. Most billionaires aren't famous.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I was not refuting your point, just adding my own point after it. Our personal experiences obviously differ. I've had to give facility tours to security details in advance of a UHNW individual's arrival on multiple occasions.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    That makes sense. I do not know any famous people at all. I know some retired performers who are still on the con circuit, but they'd never be recognized, and they're not billionaires. The billionaires I've met all look like they shop at Target and they put all their money into their family and into assets. You wouldn't know to look at them, at least I wouldn't.

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  • [–] 0 points 5 months ago* (3 children)

    Ooooh, found the dangerous badass who's gonna make 'em sorry. You must have a very particular set of skills! Help us, Obi Wan, you're our only hope.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    If you look at my previous comment history, you'd know that I do not believe doing violence to individual billionaires will actually work to do anything positive for society. Also, there is a reason why I know these people, and the reason ISN'T "I'm secretly an assassin."

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago* (1 child)

    Ok... your comment history says you don't know "times tables" past 5x and that a link was "unreadable" which I checked and it was fine. Izzat you, Mister Bond?

    Anyway, whatever the secret plan is, please hit the big red button ASAP so we can all thank you!

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago*

    My browser blocks the link because the site thinks I'm using an adblocker, it is therefore unreadable. Yes I never memorized my times tables. These are all pretty irrelevant to what I said.

    I do not have a secret plan. I don't know who you think I am or why you think I said what I said. Please stop replying to me, I'm sure you're a nice person.

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago

    This skinsuit and whatever is inside it are the main reason countries are failing, we have robots without any capacity for humanity in positions to direct our lives, not just in banks, politics, healthcare, security and none of them care about us, we're nothing to them, barely accepted as an annoyance that they have to pay.

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    I hope he dies in a hotel fire

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago

    hes only sorry he was caught voicing his real beliefs

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Wow. Members of the first estate keep letting slip publicly who they really are and how they really feel.

    Eventually, the third estate might get motivated to do something serious about it. Something terrible.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago*

    Seven years guillotine. No trial.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago

    Bank PR Team Issues Statement Claiming Boss is Sorry. Boss's Golf Game Uninterrupted.

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    Typical CEO and then you wonder why societies fall apart.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago

    Why do you think the US is repealing labor and safety laws? In the world that's coming, human life will be the cheapest resource.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Has he considered replacing saying things with eating shit and dying?

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    He just described what other bank bosses think.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago*

    I've been irritated since around 1979 when we stopped being "personnel" and became "human resources". It's always puzzled me that there was no massive backlash to that.

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    That should be the very last thing he reads.

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    I had a boss that used to say shit like this. He would say we need to hire someone else to do something because I should be doing “higher value” work. He meant it as a compliment but I always felt it was kinda gross to think like that.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    I'm not going to defend your old boss. I will, on the other hand, point out that it's a good thing to reflect on what kind of capabilities every employee has, and to give them tasks that they're both qualified to do, but also which give them opportunities to develop their skillset. If you employ a chemist with a phd, you shouldn't be making them spend loads of time on stuff a lab technician can do. That's not saying the lab tech has any lower value (they're absolutely critical personnel), it's just recognising that the phd has a skill set that very few people have, so you should try to utilise that skill set in the best possible way, and offload tasks that others can do to those other people. Typically, this makes the phd happier, because they get to apply their specialised skills. It also typically makes the tech happier, because they're actually trusted to apply their skills (and they're typically better at what they do than the phd), and not made to feel like they're "second rate".

    My point is really that I think it's a good thing to recognise that some people have highly specialised skill sets, and to try to optimise around letting people do what they do best, rather than making them slog though something someone else would do better anyway. I don't think your old boss worded it very nicely though.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

    The guy Bill Winters boasts a CBE, its on his workpage profile, and wiki.

    Winters received a CBE in the 2013 Birthday Honours for services to the Economy and UK Financial Services Industry.

    FIGHT BACK

    It could be worth emailing the hounours department 📢 📢 📢 honours@cabinetoffice.gov.uk 📢 📢 📢 to request he is stripped of his order, arguing he brings the honours system in disrepute.

    Standing for Commander of the Order of the British Empire, CBE is the highest ranking Order of the British Empire level (excluding a knighthood/damehood), followed by OBE and then MBE.

    An individual may be appointed a CBE for having a prominent role at national level, or a leading role at regional level. The honour may also be conferred for a distinguished and innovative contribution to any area.

    His statement stains the CBE values because it devalues people, it prioritises technology over employee welfare, undermines responsible leadership, and conflicts with the public‑service and ethical expectations associated with the honour. -

    Let them know. its not a big thing but its something us plebs can do

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    Looks like his wife directs a a London theater. I bet her job isn't on the line. I know its not her fault but these rich arseholes need to feel consequence. I would be boycotting the theatre too. You lie with dogs you get fleas.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    His statement stains the CBE values

    Bahahaha that's fucking rich. The British Empire, scion of good values 🙄

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    Look history...I cant argue. But the thing is this is something he values. So lets try and get that removed. We have to start using the system they built and manipulated - against these people.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    He thinks of you as "lower value" so do you think he has any reservations about lying to you?

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Make the guillotine great again

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    The only people here conflating economic value with human worth are the people who are outraged. An easily automated employee isn't of high value to a company, like no shit.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    “Babe! A new slur just dropped!”

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