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[–] imhungry@leminal.space 2 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

If you look at my previous comment history, you'd know that I do not believe doing violence to individual billionaires will actually work to do anything positive for society. Also, there is a reason why I know these people, and the reason ISN'T "I'm secretly an assassin."

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 point 5 months ago* (1 child)

Ok... your comment history says you don't know "times tables" past 5x and that a link was "unreadable" which I checked and it was fine. Izzat you, Mister Bond?

Anyway, whatever the secret plan is, please hit the big red button ASAP so we can all thank you!

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[–] imhungry@leminal.space 2 points 5 months ago*

My browser blocks the link because the site thinks I'm using an adblocker, it is therefore unreadable. Yes I never memorized my times tables. These are all pretty irrelevant to what I said.

I do not have a secret plan. I don't know who you think I am or why you think I said what I said. Please stop replying to me, I'm sure you're a nice person.

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