Of all the things the buffoon does that he rightly gets killed for, taking time off to go to his son’s wedding isn’t one of them.

It’s way worse that you’re skipping it bud

He has time to golf but not time for his child's wedding.

Weird that the non-war that’s now past the sixty day limit without congressional approval is still taking up his time.

I take comfort and occasional joy at the knowledge that these people are small and miserable.

“It’s not good for me” to a son’s wedding.

Spoken like a true narcissist

I’d almost feel bad for them all being raised by generations of narcissists if they weren’t all falling so willfully easily into the narcissistic hole themselves.

I mean I guess he kinda is in a no-win situation, on the other hand it's a no-win situation of his own making. He chose to go in on Iran, now he can suffer the consequences of that.

The party of family values, people

He could literally fly there for a couple hours, and fly back. I wouldn't even be THAT upset at the cost, but at least he would resemble a human being for a change.

100% chance he goes golfing this weekend.

“If I do attend, I get killed.

I think he meant that literally.

“I very much wanted to be with my family but I was told all the attendees would be 18 and over”

Those golf courses aren't going to play themselves

It's nice to know that he cares as much for us as he does his own son.... kinda touching really.

He did not get awarded a nobel peace prize.

Sure enough he'll get the dad of the year award instead

Translation: I'm getting infusions and other top-tier medical care at the moment sorry, still recovering from China

right? If he could go to China he could sure attend his son's wedding? It appears there's been a decline in health recently

i'm so sad

LoL. Only Trump can find his douchebag son's wedding a no-win. Christian values yo.

It's the Kobayashi-Marriage scenario.

i really enjoy his reason for why he doesn’t want to go. i hope he maintains that level of trepidation for the rest of his life. for our morale.

If it's a no-win either way, why not do the honorable thing and go to your son's wedding... nevermind I forgot who we were talking about

Is bettina a smurf name for a prediction market addict?

"in and out four days"

Ivanka already had RSVP'd with her Plus One, anyways (and it wasn't him!!!)

He’s been to weddings before. They’re boring.

Golf isn't going to play itself...

I have a thing called Iran and other things.’”

“That’s one I can’t win on,”

Not sure of the timing of those two statements, but reading them right after the other had me nodding my head.

The Qlown can cut and run from his war of choice and I suppose oil may drift downwards. And I'm sure a lot of idiots will forget and/or forgive him for it come the midterms.

But yeah, I'm not sure how he's going to "win" the Iran thing. It's not like that Venezuela kidnapping thing or however he imagines Cuba is going to go. Same with stealing Greenland. Those last two are probably going to go badly, too, but Iran has proven to be an absolute clusterfuck for him so far.

Such a burn. You know the bride was all excited to have a White House wedding, and they had to tell her that the optics would be bad. But at least the President will be at her wedding, and she'll be able to tell her children and grandchildren about it, right? Nah, he's got better things to do. Does he even know her name? Or is she just "the new one?"

i think trump should build a bunker and just stay in it until he dies of whatever festering STD, dementia, or other health ailment he earned. for security.

Won't matter. He's invincible. Shit just rolls off him and onto the Democrats. This is the media's doing.

What about Biden? He's not going to Don Jr's wedding either. Why isnt the media reporting on that?

"While I very much wanted to be with my son, Don Jr., and the newest member of the Trump Family, his soon to be wife, Bettina, circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America, do not allow me to do so. I feel it is important for me to remain in Washington, D.C., at the White House during this important period of time. Congratulations to Don and Bettina! President DONALD J. TRUMP,” the president wrote Friday on Truth Social.

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon...

Coke prices fell on the news.