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[–] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I have a bone to pick with companies that make chocolate break lines random or triangles. Just let me have neatly organized rows of blocks :(

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    I dunno, seems political... (/s!😜)

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    [–] 42 points 5 months ago (19 children)

    Then there are people who don’t snap pieces off and just bite it across the grooves like some sort of feral creature.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    The correct way is to rotate it 90° then enjoy.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    You must take a bite from the middle of a hot dog you savage beast.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    everyone knows the correct way to eat a hotdog is to suck the weiner out and eat it first, then lick the ketchup and other fillings, and toss the bread to avoid carbs

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    That’s right. I just tell them to put the hot dog in the palm of my hand and pour topping on me so I don’t waste the bread.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    I also like to peel an orange and eat it like an apple. Taking a big juicy bite out of three segments at once makes me feel alive.

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  • [–] 41 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    The chocolate brand Tony Chocolonely in the Netherlands has uneven pieces. It's to remind us that the world is unfair.

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago (12 children)

    Sometimes I bite a Kit Kat like this just to be contrary.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Fuck Nestle. Eat Dido from your local Turkish market if you are lucky enough to have one.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Wait. Kitkat is Nestle?!

    Nooooo!

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    These are like death bars to me. I can eat a whole jar of nutella, but for some reason whole unprocessed hazelnuts make my throat swell up, go figure.

    (I guess I shouldn't complain since nature gifted me pollen allergies on easy mode. I'll never accidentally eat a handful of whole hazelnuts the way someone might accidentally touch a dust fragment particle of shellfish lol)

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Probably because there is so little actual hazelnut in nutella anymore, and the hazelnut that is in nutella has been processed with the skins removed. I think Nutella is ~12% hazelnut, so not a lot.

    Probably why you are less reactive to one of the two.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago* (4 children)

    As someone with pretty severe environmental allergies to dust, pollen, you name it, I'd take that over any food allergy any day.

    Now, if allergy shots didn't exist, my story would be very different. I've been getting them for nearly 20 years and they're the only reason I don't have to worry about going outside when I want to.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (2 children)

    Interesting. I thought living with tissues in my pocket every moment of the day couldn't be eliminated. I wonder if shots could help me.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Reminds me of a Veritasium video I saw last week about molecular polymorphism. They spent a good 6 minutes talking about the different forms of crystallization of chocolate and how to solidify it back into form V - the shiny one we usually see after unwrapping it.

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    [–] 47 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Then there's this magnificent bastard.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Wait.. Why is the chocolate lonely? 🤔

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago

    wait, are we not supposed to eat directly from the bar? Next you're going to say that it needs to last for more than 5 minutes

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    This used to be my personal first world problem, but then I learned to embrace the chaos and stopped caring where the chocolate breaks.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    This is pleasing to the nut

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