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[–] 42 points 5 months ago (19 children)

Then there are people who don’t snap pieces off and just bite it across the grooves like some sort of feral creature.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    The correct way is to rotate it 90° then enjoy.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    You must take a bite from the middle of a hot dog you savage beast.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    everyone knows the correct way to eat a hotdog is to suck the weiner out and eat it first, then lick the ketchup and other fillings, and toss the bread to avoid carbs

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    That’s right. I just tell them to put the hot dog in the palm of my hand and pour topping on me so I don’t waste the bread.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    I also like to peel an orange and eat it like an apple. Taking a big juicy bite out of three segments at once makes me feel alive.

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