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[–] 52 points 5 months ago (5 children)

WARNING: DO NOT PET. DO NOT GIVE SCRITCHES. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, OFFER SNUGGLES.

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  • [–] 51 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    The fact that picking up and hugging the cub would almost certainly get you killed is proof that nature is cruel

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    That looks like one cuteness, and one danger.

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  • [–] [S] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    It was actually 3 cuteness, and one danger. The others were on the other side of momma

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Holy crap, there are bears in your driveway? I don't know if we even have bears here in germany - at least I never saw one - but if I would see one right in front of my house, I would shit my pants O.o

    Anyways: Cute! (From the distance)

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  • [–] [S] 15 points 5 months ago

    These are black bears that are pretty harmless. Most people think of them as oversized raccoons. Just don't sneak up on them or get between a momma bear and her cubs. They will run away if you yell and clap your hands at them.

    Most human incidents with them are caused by people trying to protect their pets. Which I can totally see because my 30 lb dog will bark and run right towards them like she can do something to a 300 lb bear. Which is why I keep her on a leash. Especially this time of the year.

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    [–] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Got any of them pic-a-nic baskets?

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Black bears are fine. I live amongst them and sometimes bump one when foraging. They are pretty safe if you and the bear don't get stupid.

    Bear story time.

    I have a friend that was bow hunting deer in the early part of the season and had 2 cubs come wandering down the trail. He got some nice video of them nosing around. It was all going swimmingly well. Cute little bears and some nice video footage in a beautiful fall forest.

    Then one of them hit his scent, (bears have excellent noses), under the tree his stand was in. Then it started to climb the tree and the video got better. My friend was still not overly concerned. After all the bear wasn't even halfway up to the stand. But the bear didn't stop climbing until it reached the bottom of the stand. My friend was now considerably concerned. Because he had nothing with him that he could use to repel boarders beyond a very sharp pointy stick. Another concern was that if the bear did decide to climb over the stand, the stand was unlikely to support the weight of both of them. And after a 15ft fall they would probably end up in a pile together on the ground. Not a desirable outcome for either of them.

    Fortunately for both of them, when the bear got close enough to get a good whiff of just what was up in the tree, it decided it was not lunch but rather something to be avoided at all costs and climbed back down as fast as possible and ran away.

    My friend got some awesome video and photos plus a fine story, with proof, to tell in any hunting camp for the rest of his life.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    That's crazy. I've only had one encounter where the bear didn't just take off the moment it saw or heard me. And that was when I was driving and one was crossing the road. I laid on my horn and it just looked at me like, "WTF", and continued on his way across the street.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Cuteness with a side of certain death

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Eh, they're black bears. They tend to only fuck with people if people fuck with them first.

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  • [–] 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    With cubs it’s very different. Every bear with cubs: very certain death. You don’t want to be seen.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child)

    very certain death

    Uh, no? This is unproductive fearmongering. I've come across plenty of black bears with cubs in tow. Keep your distance, be loud, and don't get between them.

    Edit: add quote

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    Be extra careful. There is nothing more dangerous than a mother bear with cubs.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I dunno, have you met my wife after I forgot our anniversary?

    Da-dum, pshh!

    Thanks folks, I'll be here all night!

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 5 months ago

    Fun enough I had to hold my wife back once when someone threatened her sister. My sweet southern suburban wife, who loves nothing more than to curl up with a nice book, makes me capture bugs and take them outside, would starve herself if it would help others, and I compare to Snow White, went complete and total beast mode.

    The guy was a piece of shit and kicked down her door at like 2 am. So we rush over there to help her out. Dipshit shows back up trying to apologize. The second he gets out of his truck, I saw a look on my wife's face that I'd never seen before, and haven't seen again. She grabbed a bat I had with me and went straight at him. I had to wrap both my arms around her and use my entire body weight to stop her. The look on the dude's face as he hightailed it out of there was priceless.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    so cute, I can't bear it

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    So gorgeous

    I bet they absolutely stink though

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Hey boo boo!

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] [S] 3 points 5 months ago

    She really is. I had to chase her off later in the day after she got into someones trash and ripped apart an entire bag of kitchen trash in the woods right next to me. Guess one of my neighbors bear proof trash can wasn't that bear proof.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    What a bunch of cuties! Thank you for sharing :)

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Taters, precious? No, pretty sure rocks

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Awe I love them

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Fuzzy cute death!

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