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[–] 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Every time someone takes one a baby boomer loses their driver's license.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Give me all you've got, I'll eat so many it'll undo my ancestry back to the Pleistocene hominin population bottleneck.

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  • [–] 29 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    A friend bought me a setof Animal crossing stickers. This one came in that set and I put it on my pack of pills. And it just works.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Why does it start on Tuesday? Also why does that bother me?

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Ah yeah so this kind of pill comes with a sticker pack. You pick the sticker strip that's your schedule and put it on the top.

    The og pack without a sticker starts on Sunday.

    This isn't the brand in the picture, but illustrates the point.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Neat. But it should totally start with Monday.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago*

    The reason it's Tuesday is cause every now and then I forget to get my refil on time and then the next pack starts a day late. (Originally it was Wednesday 😅).

    I don't take them for contraceptive effects but yeah missing pills makes them not work for that effect.

    Plus the first time you take them you are supposed to take them a few days after your period starts so it matches your natural cycle.

    The round packs let you rotate the day of the week. No stickers.

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  • [–] -3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Sunday is the first day of the week though. My time tracking software starts on monday and I hate it.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    The database I manage has 3 different week formats in it for reporting periods. Sun-Sat, Fri-Sun and Mon-Sun. We also have 5 different definitions of "year" depending on fiscal year, calendar year, operational year, and the operational years for 3 different large clients, etc.

    As I've slid into adulthood the wisdom of Douglas Adams has really begun to resonate: "time is an illusion, lunchtime doubley so"

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    A police officer testified Tuesday that Tony Moreno said he needed to kill his infant son, Aaden, so the child would not be raised by his ex-girlfriend’s family. . . “I asked him directly if he had dropped Aaden from the bridge,” Semper said during his testimony. “He nodded yes.” Semper said he asked Moreno if he threw Aaden like a half-court shot, three-point distance, free throw or layup. “He said free-throw distance. He said ‘free throw,'” Semper said.

    Moreno Said He ‘Needed’ To Kill Infant Son – Hartford Courant

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago
    [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I’ve been in this situation.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    KOBE!

    swish

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    That's not what birth control does

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    That's not a fetus

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago*

    The picture would be more accurate if she was firing the baby out of her hooha like ping pong balls at a Thai sex show.

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