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[–] 136 points 6 months ago (10 children)

Talk about being delusional

OpenAI is going for a fully proprietary phone, creating both the hardware and the operating system. According to Kuo, it will use a customized version of MediaTek’s Dimensity 9600 processor, which is expected to launch in the third quarter of this year.

  • New OS
  • New CPU

They must be slopping the OS together, while their marketing AI tells them that this is what everyone wants.

Seems more likely that they are trying to pump up their IPO using this phone.

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  • [–] 60 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Just like Musk with the charade of "it's coming" and as long as you keep excitement and act like it's a game changer, the idiot investors will keep throwing money at it, propping it up. They've gotta believe by now it's both unsustainable and a shitty product, but are just milking it dry for the sake of profits.

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  • [–] 31 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Their first pivot was trying to get their investors to buy them a chip manufacturing plant. That failed spectacularly. Now they want to sell phones? Just the market testing should kill that.

    Clearly investors for tech startups are all illiterate and love burning money, but this AI craze is worse than crypto. At least that was open and blatant fraud with high returns. This is just burning money until the economy keels over.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago*

    im seeing an new AI startup of some concept being advertised here in the west coast every few weeks, its worst than like 1-2 years ago, they are definitely getting desperate. all these conferences going on has switched to being 100% AI related here, rather than various techs, i wouldnt be surprised all these tech people going to these conference lose thier jobs due to layoffs in the near future are going to be disappointed they wont get to travel on company's dime anymore. plus all these catering companies to openAI and thier conferences too. i work in the area where this all going on.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I’m starting to seriously wonder if ChatGPT is actually running OpenAI. It would explained Altman’s constant lying and telling people what they want to hear.

    Or he’s just another tech asshole.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    OpenAI is joined at the hip with MS, right?

    What's the bet this is MS's attempt at getting back into the corporate mobile space again? Brand it as CoPilot Phone...

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    I had a razor phone 2. Another device made by a company who doesn't make phones for a living.

    It was a piece of shit. The OS was buggy on the hardware, the hardware itself was bad, and the charger port was ever so slightly out of standard spec so using a normal usb-c cable on it would destroy the data/charge port. For the last year I used it I could only charge wirelessly, and unless ADB shell has a wireless mode these days, that means its very limitedly useful.

    (I finally found a use for it; using it in my car, which has a wireless charger, as a wifi device to carry data-syphoning apps to find EV chargers.. I figure as long as it can’t access anything except when I give it hotspot off my current phone, it’s as data secure as possible while still giving me access to valuable info locked in an app)

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    [–] 61 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    AI is getting so intrusive I'm considering a land line.

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  • [–] 32 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I'll go back to physically mailing letters.

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  • [–] 40 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I’m only contactable using smoke signals from burning datacenters

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Rockin a Pixel 6 here, when it either stops getting updates or breaks (or they require my ID in the OS) my next phone will be a dumb phone that can make calls and text.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)
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    I specifically got this phone for the extended support (Graphene/Lineage), which I will look into again, but it looks like the notorious G is gonna make it harder to do. The only things I do on my phone these days is browse lemmy when not at a PC, play a stupid time waster - family guy quest for stuff, and text or call a very select few people, I know the phone numbers of all the people I actually interact with. At this point a smart phone is not overly useful to me. I never use my phone to pay for anything as I have debit/credit/cash in my pocket

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  • [–] 61 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    Amazon had similar thoughts about its fire phone.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    I don't recall this at all but I remember the Skype phone.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    How about the Facebook phone?

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  • [–] 51 points 6 months ago

    Boy are they in for a rude awakening.

    I hope they really go for it. Maybe it'll put them out of business.

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  • [–] 37 points 6 months ago* (7 children)

    You are a ✨visionary✨ that sees things nobody else does! It's not going to be a failure, it's going to exceed all expectations! By the year ✨2030✨ everybody will own an OpenAI phone! πŸŽ–οΈπŸŽ–οΈπŸŽ–οΈβœ¨βœ¨βœ¨πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜Šβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ

    ~ ChatGPT, probably

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    You would have fooled me if you’d have used more emojis.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (4 children)

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  • [–] 34 points 6 months ago*

    Phone with only chat interface where all your apps are agents and MCP servers and all your data goes straight to OpenAI servers. You wake up one day and your bank account is $10M short, your house is sold and you own $1M to some gambling company but you agreed to privacy policy and terms of use so good luck.

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  • [–] 29 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Remember the Facebook phone? Exactly.

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  • [–] 53 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    They are not talking to us, but to the shareholders and investors. They are offering a fantazillion phone sales to the people who are giving them money so they can get more money.

    It's the exact same pattern we've been seeing with all things AI since its launch. This kind of big talk is aimed to please investors, even if it's a plain lie (which, with AI, has always been the case).

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    pretty much, a new AI startup or thing is being advertise like every month or every weeks here in cali in order to get people to buy into it.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    "Want to cook the perfect steak in 90seconds or less? Imposible, you say! Preposturios, you say! Well with the power of AI it is now a reality!"

    https://seergrills.com/

    Of course you just spent $3500 on a perfecta grill so you'll probably have a tough time buying steak now

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I just don't see the thinking here.

    • buy a decent steak
    • leave it out at room temperature for an hour so that it will cook properly. During this time, prepare the vegetables, potatoes, sauce that will go with it.
    • cook the steak for two minutes a side in a heavy frying pan on high heat
    • let the steak rest somewhere warm for ten minutes while you finish assembling everything else.

    I could spend a fucking fortune, enough to live on for months, to cook my steak upright in a toaster for 90 seconds instead, for a worse end result, and it would save me zero time, because cooking the steak is not the time-critical step here.

    Would only save you time if you're buying the kind of steak that can be cooked in 90 seconds, and taking it straight from the fridge, cooking it, and then putting it in sandwich, and anyone who thinks that sounds a good idea frankly doesn't deserve to have a decent steak.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago*

    Ahh you see you are falling back on those outdated human skills of "critical thinking" and "logic" where we are using the superiour more modern way of "asking AI" and a $3500 toaster over priced unitasker

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    I wouldn't use an OpenAI phone if they paid me...

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago (1 child)
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    An official member of the US military industrial complex is making a phone with a proprietary OS that hoovers up your data and shoves AI slop in your face 24/7. What’s not to like?

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago

    Would be real funny if they made a built in Ai with root access for it.. Totally not disastrous.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago

    β€œNo! We swear we can make money! Seee! Phone? Phone make money! We make phone! Please give us more money to throw in to the money shredder.”

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    This is like the Amazon firephone all over again..watch this space

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    LOL I'm sure their investors believe them.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    AI companies have some of the worst projections ever conceived of by human minds. Im not remotely surprised they conned so many investors with them.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    I didn't even know they made phones.

    But they couldn't pay me enough to use one.

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    Strong digust triggering ideas presented by openai in here

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    They’ll write off the losses. They don’t care.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago*

    NAAAH, what kind of substance are they overdosing on to get this delusional?. Actually, nevermind, i just found the anwser: shareholders

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  • [+] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Not sure about a phone but I would be interested in an ai powered pepper shaker. Take notes openAI.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    No, they don't. But companies woking on borrowed money and market hype have to act like they invented breathable air. It's all marketing

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I genuinely cannot believe that they think this is a good idea. After their whole Sora thing failed, you would think they would have gotten wiser, guess that's not the case. I cannot see a world where this thing do anything, but flop. Maybe they will sell them at a lost, but, even then, I have doubt that it will succeed.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    I genuinely cannot believe that they think this is a good idea.

    They probably don't care if it fails. I imagine that on some level it's just a high tech version of The Producers.

    The owners make this announcement then start to harvest piles of money from gullible investors. Once they rake it all in, they piss it all away on their own paychecks and benefits packages as well on payments to suppliers and consulting firms. Of course, the same people also own the suppliers and consulting firms so all that money goes into their pockets as well. And it probably works out better if the product bombs because then those gullible investors won't expect to see any profits.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    I would not buy one. I would not use one if my current phone exploded into tiny pieces and the only convenient replacement was a free OpenAI phone - I'd much rather inconvenience myself.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    One of the few things that give us hope these days is that those companies are pretty dumb and delusional, so they can fall by themselves

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Certainly this must be jumping the shark finally, no?

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    Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the King's horses and all the King's men,
    Couldn't put Humpty together again.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I expect companies to be the ones actually buying these and forcing employees to use them at least once an hour as a requirement for staying employed.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    OK ,going offgrid will buy some birds

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    I mean, if they heavily subsidize the cost they might.

    The everyday person will overlook the no name branding phone if it's cheaper than the others.

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  • [–] 0 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    honestly I can see getting this. To me the smartphone already is sucking up all your data and selling it. I can't see this as any worse. Like any smartphone it remains off most of the time.

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    [–] 29 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    > buy all the RAM on earth so even Samsung won't sell Samsung RAM to manufacture a reasonable number of their phones

    > sell a couple more phones than Samsung

    Maybe OpenAI is playing 5D chess here

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    "Open""AI" is desperate for VC money

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