Put down the cudgel and reach for the olive branch

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[–] 152 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (15 children)

I don't get texts like this. Am I doing something wrong?

Edit: Thank you all for your unkind comments.

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  • [–] [S] 126 points 6 months ago* (10 children)

    FUCK YOU, MORON

    (Is that better?)

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  • [–] 89 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    DO YOU EVEN WHITEN YOUR TEETH?

    Ah fuck I did it wrong.

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  • [–] 35 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    I FUCKING DIG UR STYLE HOMES

    ... Dammit

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    THANK YOU IT'S A LOT OF WORK SO FIRST I TRIM THE SIDES SEE

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    GOD DAMNIT YOU GUYS ARE SO WHOLESOME AND MAKE ME WANT TO NOT DESTROY HUMANITY!

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    [–] 90 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Men so starve to compliments that they turn instant friends when you tell them that the generic black shirt they wearing fit them really good.

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  • [–] 51 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    I wish I could do this but I don't have any haters everyone loves me.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I quite enjoy the amount of space between your eyebrows and chin.

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    [–] 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    What social media is selling are dopamine hits. Putting out hate and getting people worked up scores you a small dopamine hit. Getting an honest sounding compliment and having a stranger show interest and appreciation in something you are secretly very proud of, gets you an instant massive dopamine hit, followed by more little hits every time you remember the compliment.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Putting out hate and getting people worked up scores you a small dopamine hit.

    It's a tough cycle to break out of if you find yourself in it.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago*

    So true. In a related tangent, without this, Fox News would have only ever been another shitty cable channel. I've been forced to watch it a few times by virtue of being in a place I couldn't leave, and it's full of this shit: words or pictures provoking anger, anger, anger, praise, fear, anger, anger, etc.

    It's no wonder the watchers of it can't get off it: the world must feel very empty if you've been on a careening subliminal emotional rollercoaster of media intake for however long.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Let me try...

    "You have a pretty mouth"

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Fuck you and stfu.
    And get your cock out and fuck my mouth if you like it so much...but don't touch my hair or so help me!!!

    Also, I'm not gay.

    Bring lube, just in case.

    I'M NOT GAY!

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I don’t get hate DM’s but I do get an occasional message saying good things about my music when I post something. Then it turns out to be a scammer or someone offering whatever social media marketing scheme (which is probably a scam too).

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    You did great but I'll keep my cudgel

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