I'll write a script you can use to seed with top communities. I already have most the work done.

You realize most of the instances aren't in the US, right?

Bad humor

It was a house fire. They won't grow back. Like my family.

I was in foster care. My mom was a druggie alcoholic.

Now, I have 5 kids: 2 girls, and 3 boys.

My oldest, a girl, needed my help. I gave her life advice her mom wouldn't. My second oldest - a girl - I helped transition. My third, I help him pick dresses and skirts, because he gets embarrassed around his mom. My fourth, we learned our own sign language when he was younger, as he was nonverbal autistic until he was 6. My fifth, his mom and I help him daily though leukemia.

I guess it would be better without me helping them.

Your an ass. Male role models can help, like female role models. My help is different from my wife's, but it in no way diminishes her contributions.

Same for my wife and me. Chicken with their tartar sauce.

Yeah. Was trying to be funny

Pre-jury-nullification says what?

Every meal is now declared "brunch"

I actually blocked her. Not because I was against her, but because I never knew when I would stumble on a post of hers when one is my kids were around.

She was an OG

Y'all take more than one bite to eat a pie?

Monday, I drove my wife and youngest to Omaha to adopt a puppy (golden retriever). We were going to eat at Chili's because at least it's a known food. Well, the person we were getting the dog from was available early, so we did drive through.

Fucking bullet dodged.

Puppy tax https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/cc8f648a-d39a-4f15-899d-dc59475ea7a2.webp