These are available at Omega Mart (fake surreal supermarket in Las Vegas)

Don't buy gas station crack.

What they don’t tell you about 5 hour energy is that 4 of them will be on the toilet.

20ish years ago I had a lunch ritual of two of these, a gas station egg or chicken salad sandwich, a shot of well scotch and a beer (coors light or Budweiser) to chase. These are no longer part of my lunch ritual

Hey, what's the point if it's blackout inducing? That's what I'm trying to stop!

Big Berry

I'll take a case of 12 please!

MANergy!

Knew a late stage alcoholic who loaded these up with vodka, chugged them before mowing lawns in the 100+ heat.

He should have stuck to the rhino penis.

What about stree overlord?

Used to work with a guy who would drink 3-5 a day at work; he had a file cabinet full of his empties.