Yeah, those five hour energies must be full of preservatives because I'm in good shape these days.

Nothing in particular, I think I was just bored/lonely. It was decades ago at this point. I lived in an area and had the kinds of jobs where that wasn't too unusual a thing. I stopped all that extra foolishness after just a couple of years and went on to more normal jobs, eventually college and a family. No outward signs of my misspent youth/young adulthood.