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[–] 56 points 6 months ago (1 child)

I only get 1 min either way

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  • [–] 50 points 6 months ago (9 children)

    I mean......Logan Paul didn't seem to have much of an issue against Tyson.

    How's Lana's blocking? I bet I could knock her out easier that I could knock out Tyson.

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  • [–] 48 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    It’s Logan Paul, 99.999% sure he also pays his β€œOpponents” to let him win

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Yes, but he's also Mike Tyson. He can probably still hit someone hard enough to kill them on the spot.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Power is indeed the last thing to go but the peekaboo style requires a lot of explosiveness and athleticism. It's hard to keep that up with old age. I do think he could've done better but not as much as a lot of people think. There were definitely some secret clauses or something.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago*

    I think the combination of weighted gloves, exhibition match and not in Tyson's prime did this. The ambition is what makes people fight harder. Tyson got paid the moment he got in the ring. There was no incentive to knock Paul's head off (as much as we would've loved to have seen it.)

    Tyson was an animal during his prime because he was also trying for heavyweight champion or defending it.

    Weighted gloves make the hits slower and don't allow for hits as hard as there could have been.

    Paul recently fought someone who is still in his prime, and what happened? The jaw break seen around the world.

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  • [–] 44 points 6 months ago (10 children)

    Does Gen Z have any iconic porn stars or is it all just camgirls?

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I think it's like music; everything has been democratized and splintered by access. So now there are only a tiny few truly global music stars and countless microscenes; to some people Oli Sykes is the most famous man in their universe but tons of normies have never even heard of him or his band. I think same deal has happened to porn, especially with the rise of "farm to table" amateur porn/camgirling. More fish in smaller oceans.

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  • [–] 38 points 6 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 37 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    Frankly, I'm not sure I could take Lana Rhodes in a fight. She seems like a badass.

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  • [–] 26 points 6 months ago

    1 minute with either of them is the same length of time, so neither, and both.

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    I don't know anything about Lana Rhodes, is she also a convicted rapist?

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    This is a "what is heavier, 1 kg of bricks or 1 kg of feathers"-type of question.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I don't think I could take either of them in a fight.

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    mike Tyson is 59 now, still don't think I'd last a minute though

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    I'll just take the money.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    Lana Rhodes has big blobby butt implants

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    I'm pretty sure the for the vast majority of people Mike Tyson has a much better chance of finishing them off in a minute than Lana.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    Would not last 1 minute with either

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    1min is the same as 1min actually, so by those rules i wouldn't last longer with either

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    Lana Rhodes certainly. She isn't going to be able to affect me.

    Mike Tyson would get me some 3-4 seconds in.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Terrible question.

    What’s the reward here?

    Getting a TBI or getting laid?

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    I suspect I can run away from a septigenarian asthmatic for a minute, even in a boxing ring. Idk if I can flee from a young and healthy woman that long

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Can I choose the bear?

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    I had to google Lana Rhodes.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Neither of them are really my type tbh.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Well atleast he is trying

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Ummm ...yeah. Nah.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    The post implied a boxing match with the girl

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I don't really want to hit a woman. But I could kick Lana's ass.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    The real challange starts when Tyson gets erected for you

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Oh thugar, you tho thweet...why don't you thlide on over here and we can kith

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    As a bi.... Neither.

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  • I know for a fact that I can survive a minute in the ring with Mike Tyson. In fact, I bet I could last 5 minutes. Or 10. However long I can pretend to have problems at the ring corner with my team before I concede.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    I'll go for Mike. Lana is no longer the prime Lana.

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  • [–] 0 points 6 months ago

    So uh, bisexual with a black belt here:

    I could last longer than one minute, in either the bedroom or the boxing ring, with either of them.

    10 minutes in the ring with with Tyson?

    I am almost certainly unconscious with multiple fractures.

    10 minutes in the bedroom with Tyson?

    ... probably the same thing.

    10 minutes in the ring with Rhoades?

    I'm laughing and she's whimpering, breathing heavy.

    10 minutes in the bedroom with Rhoades?

    ... probably the same thing.

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