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[–] 57 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (13 children)

I'm not gonna comment on the fashion, as I'm sure that can't be accurately predicted (hell, I'm not outruling that this prediction might prove accurate in three years..)

But have you noticed that all sci-fi movies have fucking terrible UIs and means of interacting with computers?

Take for example Minority Report: Holographic screens are cool I guess. But then they stand there and flail their arms around to move objects and entities back and forth. Now, imagine controlling a computer for an entire work day like that; You'd be fucking exhausted and crying from the muscle strain.

Keyboard and mouse have been standard for half a century now, and for a good reason. Something else will probably replace it at some point, but YMCA-dancing the instructions will not be it.

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  • [–] 23 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    On the other hand you have Star Trek, which basically invented our modern computing interfaces that aren’t keyboard and mouse.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    There’s an episode of DS9 where they use pen-based computing for a scene. It’s hilarious.

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  • [–] 36 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    Take for example Minority Report: Holographic screens are cool I guess. But then they stand there and flail their arms around to move objects and entities back and forth. Now, imagine controlling a computer for an entire work day like that; You'd be fucking exhausted.

    I like to think he's just fucking extra. If you rewatch the scene, another dude is working on a pretty normal computer setup, sitting at a desk, not flailing around wildly, normal sized monitor (except the monitor is transparent), etc. He seems to have the option to do gesture interaction too as he selects and moves some images with his pinky pointed at the screen, but seems like there is still a keyboard-like or touchpad interface on the desk. Then they transfer data over with a weird physical drive to Tom Cruise's giant curved monitor and gesture controlled setup using the gloves. He's just an early adopter into more experimental tech formats, like the rich kids who had the power glove for the Nintendo, or someone who has a 8k 60inch curved monitor. I bet even the amount of movements he is putting into the gestures is entirely unnecessary and over the top. He just thinks it's cool.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago*

    This is something i love about The Expanse, the technology actually makes sense.

    Most people just have a disposable phone/tablet consisting of plexiglass (just so you have something transparent to actually hold) and a little square in a corner (which is all the actual hardware and projects a holographic interface ontop of the plexiglass), which acts much like an oldschool terminal for a central mainframe system, and you just use it like normal except it can also detect gestures around it.
    Next most normal is larger versions of this mounted on the walls, which you can just swipe stuff onto from other devices and interact with more like a TV except your hand is the remote.
    And that's like 90% of what people actually use, fancy 3d holographic stuff is only used when the 3d aspect is actually helpful, like visualizing the solar system or if you wanna play a board game or something like that.

    And actually i almost feel this moreso for Subnautica 2, the tech in that game actually feels really sensibly futuristic to me. I struggle to put into words what exactly makes it feel so natural but i think generally, it's the same thing as how we have super advanced technology IRL yet most of the stuff we actually use day-to-day are just better versions of what was used in the past.
    Candles were replaced with gas lamps, then incandescent flashlights, and now you just use the LED on your phone. Subnautica 2 does that with most of the technology and it's so fucking satisfying.

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    [–] 31 points 6 months ago (11 children)

    I'm so excited! I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! Oooh, yeah!

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Please calm down then.
    And then try to answer the question.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    "You are sad," the Knight said in an anxious tone: "let me sing you a song to comfort you."
    "Is it very long?" Alice asked, for she had heard a good deal of poetry that day.
    "It's long," said the Knight, "but very, very beautiful. Everybody that hears me sing it—either it brings the tears into their eyes, or else—"
    "Or else what?" said Alice, for the Knight had made a sudden pause.
    "Or else it doesn't, you know. The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'."
    "Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?" Alice said, trying to feel interested.
    "No, you don't understand," the Knight said, looking a little vexed.
    "That's what the name is called. The name really is 'The Aged Aged Man'."
    "Then I ought to have said 'That's what the song is called'?" Alice corrected herself.
    "No, you oughtn't: that's quite another thing! The song is called 'Ways And Means': but that's only what it's called, you know!"
    "Well, what is the song, then?" said Alice, who was by this time completely bewildered.
    "I was coming to that," the Knight said. "The song really is 'A-sitting On A Gate': and the tune's my own invention."

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  • [–] 59 points 6 months ago

    sometimes you gotta give your smartphone a bit of screen time. Its good for it.

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  • [–] 29 points 6 months ago

    Oh man, I can't wait!

    The Network-Over-CareBear-Stare-Protocol will be much faster, more reliable, and more secure than ethernet and wifi!

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    The best part is that its real and reading the article does nothing to explain what is going on in the picture.

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago

    This was some prophet's interpretation of what later became Linux socks.

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago

    losers using keyboard and mouse or even touchscreen, all my homies use rainbow pads, gayest and best eay to use the Internet

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  • [–] 35 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Kids, gather round. Grampa Simpson needs to tell you something about the times as they was.

    Computer concepts that structure our everyday lives were not just unknown to everybody you knew, for most of them they simply made no sense.

    Desktop, mouse, file folder (or if 1337, ‘directory’), pixel, distributed, packets - hell the concept of ‘online’ (or “cyberspace” to my peeps. Sup y’all) was more than they cared to grasp and they would just tune out and immediately forget anything you’d said about it.

    When this picture was conceived, the amount of people who used computers to talk to other people on a daily basis would have fit in a sportsball stadium. The rest of us lucky enough to have some beige box to kick around were only dreaming. AOL was still half a decade away.

    Everyone else in the world - and definitely all of your teachers, parents, extended family, any grown up not already a maths graduate - had NO idea, didn’t want to know, and thought you were weird for caring.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    This is 100% accurate.

    I grew up in the sprawling suburbs where every other kid had a moped and a swimming pool, but next to nobody had a computer.

    My giant middle school, with thousands of kids had a computer club. And there was a grand total of 8 of us computer-owning nerds. Not to mention my Apple ][e cost something $4000 (USD) in todays money.

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    [–] 16 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    For some reason it doesn't feel too far off from scanning QR codes.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Bluetooth and Wifi are also what that idea might be. Wirelessly moving data from a storage device to your PC.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Well, Bluetooth has been around for over a quarter century and it's still the same old unreliable, roll a six to start standard it ever was. The sooner we switch to rainbow lasers the better

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    is this one of those things people just complain about because it's cool to complain about it? I've never had much issue with bluetooth and what little i had was solved by realizing my computer is years old by now and i should probably get a modern bluetooth adapter..

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Idk, if you look at it a certain way, we just used radios to transfer instead of light.

    The highwaisted pants are already back in and the copper belt could be a flex.

    We have three years to crack this mullet though. We need to get moving.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago

    That's how I do it when I'm on ketamine

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    We’re actually ahead of schedule. That’s how I show the computer my fake ID. McLovin, organ donor, Hawaii.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    The haircut is just Yolandi’s cut dyed silver. So we’re halfway there.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    This is just the end of halt and catch fire.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    What. What the fuck is that even supposed to be?

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    we are kinda there: bunch of nonsense input to get nonsense outputs from multiple computers

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    They got the gender right tbf :3

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I'm already growing my hair out in preparation 👍

    Kapton Tape belt is ready to go!

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    What sort of drugs were they on when they predicted this?

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Doesn't look that far off from a lot of Unix socks posts with the color stripes between the user and multiple monitors.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    You guys haven't been wearing your leftover Xmas tinsel as a hat?

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    Gotta make a reminder in march 2029 to send this in my group chat.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    My cousin's had wigs like that in the 80's. It was fantastic.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (11 children)

    I do believe CRTs are going to make a comeback.

    But for a vastly different reason.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    As much as I want them to, I don’t think they will. Incredibly expensive to retool manufacturing to produce the tubes again. Who knows though maybe a rich retro gamer would invest.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago* (3 children)

    Alien aesthetics mainly, it goes well with the oligarchic world order.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    The original post: https://vox.ominous.net/@occult/116103841606429399

    In a thread of similar posts featuring retro-computer advertisements.

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  • [–] [S] 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    It's a late 20's trend that should be starting up any day now.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    With the right combination of mushrooms you probably see the wifi electromagnetic waves in these colors.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    I think we are still on track.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    The reflective belt should have figured into this UI more.

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