"The last thing you ate is his name" / image of an absolute unit of a guinea pig

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Bourbon Cream

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  • Rice pudding!

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    Rice Cracker

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    Cheddar sticks

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  • Pasta Alfredo and gamersupps.

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    Chicken dumpling soup.

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    Butterscotch Pudding is a big boy!

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    hash browns

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    Liver loaf ragout with pasta.
    A long name for a heavy guinea pig.

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    Why would I eat the poor fellas name?

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    Banana Fritter

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    Sir Ham Burger Lord of The Grill

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    Literally a peach.

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    Premier Protein Caramel

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    Cherry plum

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    Awww, he's such a cute little protein shake.

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  • Chicken burger

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    Esquite (i am too lazy to put the accents in right now)

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    Jolly rancher

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    salad mixing bowl full of half rice chex half cocoa pebbles with two bananas sliced up in it

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    Sloppy joes

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    Very creative way to get lemmy to write a delicious meal plan. Hope Chile Rellanos con Queso is a happy little buddy.

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    Mini roll. Appropriate.

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  • goddamn that's a cute pig tho.

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    That's a big boy

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    Gf calls. Asks me this question. Sends me this pic after.

    His name is now "The Spaghetti".

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    Mini wheats isn't a terrible name for a guinea pig

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    40 minutes later, how you doing pal?

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    I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.

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    I'm in the same boat. Just got a 10mg thc-p gummie, was warned by the dude at the store to look into it and don't eat the whole thing. Thank God I listened to him, cause I took less than a quarter and was put down like a rabid dog. I was good for like two or three hours, talking with my mom visiting on vacation and an old family friend. But as soon as I stopped interacting I laid down on the couch and was there for the rest of the night. Still felt a little loopy the next day too.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Not sure why but a lot of peops like to take too much. I sold pot for 40 yrs and towards the end of my sales days cannabis was getting much stronger. Customers would complain. They would not understand when I say roll smaller joints or take less puffs. Go figure.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    I got a feeling you and I used to pay $10 for a "dime bag" and would be lucky to get a full gram after picking out the stems and seeds. And a whole blunt would get us as high as two puffs do these days.

    Edit to add: it's about time to get that butt stuff exame. I know, I'm not looking forward to it either!

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    Look at cute little Ibuprofin!

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    His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It's important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed.

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    You're going to name him 'Guinea Pig'?

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    Ass is a terrible name for a pet.

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    Don't call him ass

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    Ask me again in five minutes so I can say "beans"

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    Why would I eat a guinea pig’s name?

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    5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)

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    Hard Throbbing Big Black Cock, what an unusual name.

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    Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.

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    A bag of dicks

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    Guinea Pig.

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    Onion (raw)

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    I think "Meatloaf" is a great name for a chubby guinea pig.

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