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[–] 179 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Dude got me hook, line, and fucking sinker.

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  • [–] 148 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    The level of world-building packed into this made-up response about Japanese food advertising, is god-tier. Whoever wrote this needs to drop everything and start writing books.

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  • [–] 271 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    This is where ChatGPT gets all its facts

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  • [+] 42 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] 320 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    God dammit, I did not see that coming. 😂😂😂

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  • [–] 96 points 6 months ago

    Damn, my brain already commited that to its eFuse region.

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  • [–] 233 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    masterful. perfection. 5/7, a perfect score

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  • [–] 61 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    In traditional Japanese aesthetics, wabi-sabi(侘び寂び) centers on the acceptance of transience and imperfection.[2] It is often described as the appreciation of beauty that is "imperfect, impermanent, and incomplete".[3]It is prevalent in many forms of Japanese art

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  • [–] 35 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    You ain’t getting me twice today.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    Yeah, ozymandias doesn't actually know if wabi-sabi has anything to do with the skewed buns, and neither do I, but the info is otherwise all accurate and seems like a decent guess to me. I'm big fan of the idea, and make a point to look for the beauty in the imperfections in everyday life.

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    [–] 59 points 6 months ago

    They're just posing for real estate billboards.

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  • [–] 57 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Good fucking god there needs to be a rule against lying on the internet

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  • [–] 30 points 6 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 57 points 6 months ago

    Lmao I'm not even mad. Bravo.

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  • [–] 49 points 6 months ago

    They got me in the first half

    Then they got me in the second half

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  • [–] 45 points 6 months ago

    Gosh darn it, ya got me.

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  • [–] 84 points 6 months ago

    That was as smooth as a shark.

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  • [–] 40 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    ... back in nineteen ninety eight...

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  • [–] 39 points 6 months ago

    And here I was RIVETED

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  • [–] 39 points 6 months ago

    Fuck you. Just fuck you.

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  • [–] 35 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    seriously though it's probably related to how Japan requires food packaging to look exactly like the food

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Not a requirement, just an accepted norm. There's plenty of counter-examples on supermarket shelves, too (and why they all have 写真はイメージです (photo is an illustration only) on the box).

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  • [–] 35 points 6 months ago* (6 children)

    Even if that's all bullshit, there has to be some genuine reason this came to pass in Japan, and not in other places.

    McDonalds are far from the only one. Native chain Mos Burger are doing it on their menu too, even leaving the top bun almost fully off with just the suggestion of being a sandwich.

    The tradition of wax display food seems like it could honestly have traction, because the customer is looking 'down' on that in restaurant windows or display stands, and it's pretty useless just showing the undifferentiated top of a burger bun. You need to show off what's inside.

    And if you're accustomed to that, then the side-shot we are used to in the west just doesn't seem to do the job very well in comparison.

    The McDonald's menu feels like a compromise between the McDonalds global standard and the fully native Mos-style, as if they are putting as much flair on the menu as is allowed without going completely renegade.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    My first thought was maybe Japan has strong consuner protection/advertising laws. For a standard side shot they tilt the buns back and push ingredients to the front, which one could argue is misleading, but by showing the bun obviously askew they can show more filling while shielding themselves from litigation. Anything they do will be the result of regional focus groups and lawyers.

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  • [–] 27 points 6 months ago

    I feel fucked :(

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  • [–] 25 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    If they want a burger that looks like a human hastily assembled it, they should come to the US. The pictures on the menu show a perfectly crafted burger, but that’s not what you get.

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  • [–] 25 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    It sounds good if you don't know most Japanese burger ads look like this

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    What is even on that? Is that all some sort of sauce under the tomato, because that's all gonna squish everywhere on the first bite..

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  • [–] 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

    This is what my thoughts used to look like as a child. Just speculating until corrected.

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    [–] 21 points 6 months ago

    I was shenaniganed!

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago

    This comment has mad nineteen ninety eight mankind undertaker hell in a cell vibes.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago

    Some real shittymorph material there

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  • [–] 28 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I mean, I do find the American burger chain food aesthetic rather unappetizing. The food looks like it's made out of plastic and rubber.

    With the offset bun, it's not massively better, because it's still the same food, but at least you get the impression that it didn't fall out of a 3D printer.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    What a delightful little journey that was. A+

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Somewhere in the world, SpongeBob has a csi type theory board on his wall and hes posed in the Always Sunny meme explaining this concept to a completely disinterested squidward.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    Ah yes, offsetting buns to spare us all from the ubiquitously relatable annoyance of being unable to see all the sandwich layers because we're in a cramped storefront or train station depot. Also fuck you too.

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    [–] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Anyone else just skip to the end to see if it was a troll?

    I just kept thinking, yeah right 😅

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    This is what bad people do. Madness awaits them.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    the burger had been placed together that morning

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Is this a post about not believing convincing-sounding LLM output?

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Doesn't Japan have really strict food advertising laws, so the item you receive needs to VERY closely resemble the picture you saw on the packaging/advertising?

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    It's called style, look it up

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  • Just curious, where does the double beef-n-cheddar from arby's weigh on this...answer needed soon.

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