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I'm already practicing (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/Couplememes@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)

i've been sleeping like a pharaoh for the past decade

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    • [–] 12 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    Do gay men have to sleep on opposite edges?

    Also, are lesbians supposed to take turns being on the edge?

    Where do NBs sleep?

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    • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    That's when you realise Titanic was 100% realistic. No room for two on that plank.

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    [–] 10 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    Unpopular opinion but at this point put the bed against the wall.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Whats the point?

    So one edge is against the wall, and from the other you are hanging...

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    So you get yourself a very narrow bedroom or a very wide bed.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    You see a partner and a cat have 2 things in common.

    1. they both show their belly to those whoom they trust

    2. they both are eldrich horrors beyond human comprehension, where one can chew any cable, even a bluetooth connection, the other always occupies most of the bed so that you have to lie on the edge

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    • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    And being a father

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Seconded. We have a huge bed from when my wife , me and the baby slept in the same room while she was breastfeeding. For nighttime feedings, she'd put the baby in the bed with her to feed, then put her back in the crib. My daughter is a toddler now, and moves constantly at night, and in the morning she's right up against me, and I'm on the edge of the bed.

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    • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    He still has half the bed: 25% of each side

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    [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Or being a girlfriend or being a wife.

    Where's/pointlesslygendered?

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    [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    A true lord of the edge. Or, edgelord.

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