I clicked the link and read the whole thing. I still am not sure if this is sincere or satire. It's so out there that I kind of hope it is real, and that they find what they are looking for.

Come on, "polyrule" was right there

Wanted: Roommate, must fuck every other housemate

Edit: wow this is a cult lmao

There are so many little things in that link that sends up a little red flag, but this section.... Oof.

Family planning:

• We would like to have 3-4 kids.
• We are considering having Melissa breed with Norman or Zaid, and/or Mackenzie with Douglas, as we believe these would be the genetically-optimal combinations. This would likely take place in the next 1-2 years.
• As you would be a newer addition to the polycule, we would need to get to know you for 2-4 years (depending on good behavior) before considering adding you to the gene pool.

"We are considering having Melissa breed with Norman or Zaid, and/or Mackenzie with Douglas, as we believe these would be the genetically-optimal combinations. This would likely take place in the next 1-2 years."

Wow, I think this just found the field of microeugenics

Yeah, I know when a polycule is looking for a short member they can lift up to get the cookie jar & high shelf stuff.

I'm not poly, but $1,500 is pretty cheap rent for San Francisco...

I'd need more information before I could say I wanted to be in their polycule, much less their breeding pool.

I don’t understand this post. All I see are red flags.

I'm happy with my monocule. Every couch feels like an XL couch when you're by yourself

"You can't click on this link because it is on printed paper, you will need to type it into your browser".

That got me chuckling, because I have actually tried to do that multiple times, but only succeeded twice.

The video of Zaid on the website. He blinks a lot while pausing before saying he's ok. That is a sign people in cults do when they are not ok.

Also, when a group make a video of a member in which they state they are ok to prove nothing is wrong, it's a sign something is wrong.

When they state a member leaving as "defected", it's a sign of a cult.

When they use the word "breeding" for adding children to their group is totally not a red flag lol.

They lost me when they asked for a LinkedIn account

I was convinced this was satire and then I clicked through the link. See for yourself and maybe apply :)

If serious: The breeding thing and this being SF suggests some strange subgroup from lesswrong/rationalism/TESCREAL or whatever they go by now.

I love how they don't rule out people who can't figure out a printed url. I certainly couldnt partner with someone who needs instructions on how to use a link.

Why wouldnt you just use a qr code?

Ominous shadow puppets in Zaid’s video. A+ to them for logistics and teamwork. I hope they find their match.

One person's heaven is another's hell.

This sounds like an unrelenting horror to me. Imagine all of the talking.... yap yap yap every second 'it's hot' 'i'm hungry' GET OUT GET OUT

I still can't understand if this is a joke or not. Some parts feel like a joke.

It's San Francisco, one of them was bound to be

oh yeah someone here's getting murdered for sure

Cultlike behavior

Fucking Greg