And even novice necromancers can only raise a body once according to the rules I’ve made up just now

And more expirence necromancers can raise bodies more times, but eventually they’ll get discouraged

My story's infinite. Like the laundry, it's infinite, it doesn't rest.

One of these days I'm going to finally win at cooking so that I don't need to do it ever again, which will also cover dishes. Then it's time to really grind laundry until I do the same there. Don't give up!

Sisyphus, that bastard with his tasks!

And you cant defeat that boss, no no, that boss is well beyond epic tier and you have to game the system to defeat him.

Which.. women pick up. Because it happens more than enough.

Welcome to being human, adulthood and cleaning up after yourself.

That's not true. I put dirty dishes in the sink and next day, they are clean in the closet.

Hahahahahahahah

Yeah. You need to listen to the lyrics a few get it.

Loading the dishwasher is its own battle.

That worked fine until kids, now it's like trying to manage a barn

the battle lines were drawn with soap

We both do everything. I just do extra unfucking the dishwasher, I swear when she loads it, it's as if someone broke into our home and just put shit wherever. Other than that, allllll goooooood.

Which one of you is on bad guy/dragon duty?

If you said no, do you think they would have done the groceries?

Have they done the same amount of chores at home during their vacation, than they would do when they are working? I dont think one person being on the vacation should mean they need to do every chore at home.

If they have done less than normally then i fully understand the frustration, but if they have done their part, or more than that i think its selfish to think that they should be doing everything.

My blood boils for you

Hey, they took that week off to play video games, not to go grocery shopping.

So, did you?

Wow. I'm sure plenty of folk here are high-fiving this guy for what they strangely perceive as just a dude living his best life, but personally I think that's selfish AF.

Who is washing sheets 3 times a week? I can see once a week, but more than that is too much.

I mean, if I had to fight a dragon, it definitely wouldn't happen more than once

3 times a week... you're showing your relationship issues a bit there by not knowing how basic human chores work.

Do adults really not know how to find fitted sheets? You fold it basically like a regular sheet, but tuck the corners inside each other.

For you.

For both of you.

It's not 'for her'

She's not your mommy manager.

link?

We just split responsibilities by our ability and our schedule, and communicate to get it done. Somedays I have more stamina and headspace to do certain things and vice versa... sometimes we give up until tomorrow if it isn't urgent. It'll get done one way or another, and then we can goof off a bit together.

Those aren't regularly serviced like eating several times a day and wiping ass though