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[–] 55 points 6 months ago (10 children)

Gas Station, Strip Mall, and Bar, Grill, Gaming House and Holosuite Arcade.

Come to Quarks. Quarks is fun. Come right now, don't walk, run!

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    He ALSO gets to strap a bunch of guns to the place. Can’t forget that.

    Starfleet: We aren’t a military, we just want to explore and do science

    DS9: no, see, you don’t understand, we NEED the Defiant. And do you expect us to just, what? NOT use it?

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    DS9: no, see, you don’t understand, we NEED the Defiant. And do you expect us to just, what? NOT use it?

    The Defiant was what Sisko was working on between Wolf 359 and getting command of the station. Of course he wanted it!

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    And it took O'Brien to figure out how to not have it shake itself apart with a warp core meant for a much larger ship. Something the dedicated engineers at the ship design division couldn't solve.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    I know he's the most important person in Starfleet history, but even so, I find it sus that he could do in two weeks what the starship designers couldn't figure out at all with essentially unlimited time and resources. Surely their "miracle worker" engineers aren't all in deep-space postings on starships or space stations, right?

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    [–] 29 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Ifs been awhile since I've seen the first DS9 episode, but wasn't the assignment to of Sisko to DS9 supposed to be a low burden job? He's lost his wife at Wolf359 and was raising a young son by himself. It just turned into a hotbed of interest with the discovery of the worm hole.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Not quite. The low burden job was what he'd already been doing after Wolf 359, starship design at Utopia Planitia (working on the Defiant, which is why he knew about it). Reassigning him to DS9 was his CO's attempt to kick him out of that rut and get his career back on track, and he almost resigned over it.

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  • [–] 28 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    More like the military governor of a port city. Even if Starfleet isn't a military organization, the Bajoran Militia most definitely is one. And by means of the Bajoran soldiers under his direct (even divine) command, Sisko exercises legislative, executive, and judicial power at the equivalent of a municipal level, even extending over the civilian population of the station.

    I want to see the timeline where Sisko declares DS9 an independent state.

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    I want to see the timeline where Sisko declares DS9 an independent state.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago* (3 children)

    That's nice, but it'd really be cool if he was also the messiah of an alien religion. Oh well.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    You forgot "political shitshow" too.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago

    Star Trek: Corner Gas

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago

    For all of five minutes before he's revealed to be a bunch of aliens' space messiah.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Interstellar, not intergalactic

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    [–] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Strip mall and virtual strip club.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Oh don't worry, it's going to get extremely exciting very soon - but you didn't hear it from me.

    -Q

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    I probably should actually watch this someday

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago* (4 children)

    I’m jealous of you. You’re one of the lucky ten thousand today. DS9, especially after the first season working out of the kinks, it great.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    All the 90s shows are that way, but I’d say they don’t get great until the third seasons. First seasons, kinda bad. Second seasons, pretty good. Third seasons onward, good to great, depending on episode.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago*

    i am on episode 9. i have seen all other treks except DS9 until now.

    I'm not entirely sure who it was that convinced me to skip it initially all those years ago because it "wasn't a real star trek show..." but I am angry I listened to whoever told me that. I'm currently on a watch-all-of-trek kick and I just finished TOS and TNG. felt like DS9 will fit in nicely before Voyager.

    The show is really good and I keep kicking myself for not having seen it for so long. absolutely give it a try.

    edit: also happy lemmy cake day =P

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    [–] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    You also get to be a major religious figure to Bajor

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Who said anything about intergalactic? It's not even inter-quadrant.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Commander. We do not grant you the rank of Captain

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    intergalactic gas station and strip mall...with a wormhole.

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    Captain

    nuh uh uh!

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Don't forget Morns soapbox

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Regional Manager Benjamin Sisko

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    No one said anything about selling gas.

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    [–] 1 point 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    And you get to go live with gods, and then not give a f*** about the rest of us.

    Which i'm fine with because your not gonna come back and ruin your character like picard.

    Damn you picard.

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