There are no good billionaires.

I was born to be a rule

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[–] 32 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

Well...

Edit: the full suggestion is "I was born to be a girl and I was a boy and that my parents made me to be a trans" 😭

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  • [–] 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Well would you look at that

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I was born to be a bi lesbian wedding duck couple.

    Phone keyboard has some ideas

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I was born to be a man and I was born to be a woman and I am a mother and I am not a woman I am a child and I am a father and I am a parent and I am a little bit of a mother and I am a little girl and I am a little boy and I am a little kid and I am a little baby and I am a little later than I am a little older than I am I am a little more mature than I was before I was born

    My phone's as confused as I am.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I was born to be a cigarette.


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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago


    My phone knows how much I love dividing numbers

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    "I was born to be a great use of unethical platforms such as the us and the bat"

    Wtf? 😄

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    I was born to be a....

    I dunno, I turn off suggestions because I kept hitting them by mistake.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I was born to be a good person and I was just wondering if you were going to be able to get a new one of the kids and I will be there in about 10 minutes

    ... Huh.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    "Return chance while the steam blonde lunar flash spray loaf loads a real good man lamp" is a reference to the 1993 movie Homeward Bound, in which the dog Chance must be returned to his family. It sounds kind of awkward because the animals in movie never fully understood what the humans were up to, and it was a children's movie so they couldn't come right out and say that the cat Sassy walked in on the parents doing something rather intimate involving his man lamp and her spray loaf.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    There are no good billionaires.

    Except for the trans good billionaires, obviously.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    I was born to be fair.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    I was born to be a little bit of a good boy

    I'll take it.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Mine says

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    (I disabled predictive text)

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

    I was born to be a woman so it is a bit more complicated to make up a post than the original tweet though lol but it was just the first time that someone posted this to my timeline so it made me laugh a lot haha thanks so very kind and helpful to me too I really hope I get a chance someday haha and thank for sharing this post.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Well, that's kind of disturbing

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    I was born to be a software layer in my own time in the mid-90s and now he has the most famous music video of all of them being demolished by a Russian oligarch who knows what (partners name) work is like and who knows what (partners name) work situation was like in 1990 when the world had been awake since the old days of digital workspace software layer

    ...I gave up. Seems I narrowly avoided an infinite loop there

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    I was born to be a good idea what the government to get a stipend this is an option to get a stipend this is an option to get my family and 6 hours by bus for 12 hours in one day with a car.

    -- my keyboard suggestions

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I was born to be a little work by Marion Barry.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    i was born to be a ________

    | programmer | lot | good |

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I was born to be a little late but I don't know what to do

    Oh damn

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    i was born to be a good person and i was a baller for the kids if you don't want to see the irony in that you are asleep and not breathing and breathing and not sleeping 😴

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I was born to be a big girl 👧 and I was born in the same country as you and your family are invited to our house warming up the world.

    Apparently my phone believes that I am responsible for global warming.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I was born to have those recommendations turned off so I can think for myself.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I was born to be a jojo's reference

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    no ai training in my keyboard

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago*

    I'm not a teacher and I hate kids, so I don't know what Gboard is doing.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    I was born to be a little bit good

    Now this I can get behind!

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    Is this the plot of Lain?

    Typing "I was born to be a " triggers autocomplete to suggest software, little, and good.

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    i was born to be a woman but now i’m just an old woman and my body has to stop me and i don’t wanna get pregnant and my heart can’t handle that so it’s a different world for sure lol

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