history is written by the victors, as they say; perhaps jesus was a piece of shit and his legacy was slowly shifted from being a piece of shit to what we know him as today. and all the early wars people had in religions he was a component in were actually in part to find and destroy any records saying otherwise.

Gotta disagree with you there. Crucifiction means he's likely to be made a martyr and Trumpism will end up being a new major sect of Christianity, with a whole new host of evangelists prostelytizing "his" teachings. In my wildest dreams he'd go the route of Wilson, where a dibilitating stroke forces him to be a prisoner in his own body as the next regime (hopefully) dismantles the fascist apparatus he's birthed into being. Barring that, I hope he just dies while shitting his pants during a live TV broadcast. Just strokes out, ala McConnell, and shits his pants, loudly and audibly (just like the Forbes video), before face planting off the stage.

No, he quoted pulp fiction thinking it was the Bible, which would be even funnier if it wasn't so terrifying

They act like they don't know that. But you know they do, they just don't want any attention on their crimes.