New business idea: fortune cookie text but on tampon wrappers.
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Such words of wisdom from the most humble of packaging.
Can we print these phrases on condoms?
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I read "be unemployed" on the last one 🤣🤣
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Wait until she hears about man flu. Phew. That sucks.
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All jokes aside. I'm growing my hair out. Last hair cut 2 years ago. Learning hair maintainemce, from my sister, who is a mother. Hard work dealing with kids, periods, hair, make up, work, shaving, AND with men being a possible threat every night out. (I'm sure that's the wrong order of importance, but cough cough, I think man flu is coming up again...)
I always joke with the line from Ron Weasly. "No one can feel all that. They will explode"
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at least he himself is trying to "live fearlessly" by sending that joke to a woman who is probably already cramping her way through a bloody day
So is this the tampon version of the sayings on Dove chocolate wrappers?
"Work like a champion" fuck you!
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Tampons should look like lightsabers and make a Shwung sound when you open them. Also, dye the cotton lightsaber colours. I don't give a shit about toxic whatever the fuck, I want to desecrate something beautiful with my womanly body.
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It sounds like she is living fearlessly! So brave...
Thanks, we're both crying out loud now! :D
Like the captions under those generic photos you see in corporate conference rooms. Which ones? Who knows, they all look the same.
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