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[–] 72 points 7 months ago (10 children)

New business idea: fortune cookie text but on tampon wrappers.

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  • [–] 64 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Your lucky numbers are #ff0000

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago

    but one has a capsaicin-saturated core.

    do you want a pack of angry women to beat you half to death and leave that thing in your ass? because holy shit man, they're already on their periods, shit like this is war

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