(And couchfucker.)

JD Vance as the PTSD Clarinet Boy: "They said I could become anything / So I became a terrible negotiator".

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[+] 53 points 7 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago

    His personality already killed a pope. You'd think we'd have seen this coming.

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Give the man some credit ffs, he also became world's most famous coach fucker.

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    The Vance touch: everything he touches dies. (He should visit Putin next, maybe even Xi Jinping)

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Short list of people he should pay a visit to:

    Putin Xi Jinping MBS Netanyahu Erdogan Aliyev The new Khamenei Kim Jung Un A full tour of Afghanistan so he could meet all the Taliban elite Lukashenko

    This list is incomplete, if anybody got a name drop it.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago

    leave clarinet out of this.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Just like his boss.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Are we 100% sure it was fucking the couch or could it have been sucking the couch ?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    If this is not art, I don't know what is.

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