Cuatro leches? En esta economía?

Hear me out - cinco leches

My lactose intolerant guts are already about to explode just by looking at it...

Well, three

Is the magic number

I once encountered a legendary seis leches cake. In addition to the standard tres, it also had I believe coconut cream, almond milk, and dulce de leche.

More milk per milk.

I believe cuatro leches is tres leches with dulce de leche poured on top

So what’s the fourth leche here?

There is an opportunity cost of not being able to do a whippit tho

cuatro lechazos

I'd be happy with just one leche tbf.

Ohhh here I thought we were talking about "three licks" and "four licks" and I'm like how about you leave them alone!!