I mean... Yeah. Trump caved in quicker than the titan submersible

This whole debacle was a rousing success. The question is for whom. It wasn't a victory for the US citizens writ large. It wasn't a win for any NATO allies. It wasn't a win for the vast majority of the people in the world.

There's a few people/groups we can assume did win:

• The wealthy: they were given insider trading info and made billions
• Iran's leadership: they have come out regionally stronger
• Israel's government: they got to genocide more Lebanese, Palestinians, Syrians, and Gazans under the cover of a regional war.
• The inside circle in the executive branch that weren't outright fired

It's mostly an insider trading game at the expense of lives, money, and the US' sitting on the geopolitical stage. This is all part of the smash and grab stage of this presidency.

As part of the plan, the US has in principle agreed to lift all primary and secondary sanctions against Iran and to withdraw US combat forces from all bases in the region, the council said according to state media.

Yeah… none of this will happen. I hate Trump and this illegal war is abhorrent. That said, if you take Iranian state media at face value I have a bridge to sell you.

No other nation on this planet could be harming America more than Donald Trump and the Republican party.

They are traitors. Plain and simple. They are our enemy.

Ah, TACO Tuesday.

Failed business man surprisingly fails as president. What a surprise.

i thought Iran cancelled this ceasefire and the Straits of Hormuz are closed again, because the shithead Israelis bombed and murdered more Lebanese.

Iran also gets to charge every tanker that goes through the Strait $2,000,000 (they'll split it with Oman, who has the other side of the Strait), in order to rebuild everything that got bombed, but I'm sure that toll will go on pretty much forever. So gas supplies may slowly start to recover, but prices won't. We're going to be paying higher prices for gas, energy, any goods that need to be moved, anything made of plastic, and anything that needs fertilizer to grow, for a long time.

"United States to accept in principle its 10-point plan"

The "in principle" is importent here. Saying Iran won at this point is like saying you got a good deal before you finish haggling the price. Plus one of the points relies on Israel stopping it's attacks on Lebanon. Unless the US is willing to force Israel to stop, I doubt they will. Israel says" the ceasfire dosn't apply to Lebanon".

Have you heard that the straight of Hormuz is closed again after the latest round of bombing again?

They will get everything they want.

This is the best possible outcome, and humiliating for the USA

... it's too good to be true, in my opinion

Went about as well as one would expect when a war is run by two massively-unqualified TV show hosts who paid smarter people to write their term papers.

Something something art of the deal.

My prediction is that it'll come out that the Trump Administration was negotiating with Ahmed Chalabi the whole time.

Nobody won here

Art of the deal

As much as Trump is the most stupid person alive, I don't believe any word of this. Of course every side claims total victory. It's pretty clear the US lost in the long run and this war was a total disaster, but what is claimed here will never happen.

What a loser.

Press X to doubt but this is just so believable...