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- Mar 3: "We won the war."
- Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
- Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
- Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
- Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
- Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
- Mar 13: "We won the war."
- Mar 14: "Please help us."
- Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
- Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
- Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
- Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
- Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
- Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
- Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
- Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
- Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
- Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
- Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
- Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"
- Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
- Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
- Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
- Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
- Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
- Mar 28: No major quote
- Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
- Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
- Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
- Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
- Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
- Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
- Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. "Tuesday 8 PM ET".
- Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
- Apr 6: "We can bomb the hell out of them"
- Apr 7: "A whole civilization will die tonight"
Adding some sources, in case people think these quotes are satirical.
Edits: some longer quotes (which takes away from the punchy format by Linken) and non-chronological groupings.
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2026-02-28 "When we are finished, take over your government. It will be yours to take"
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2026-04-04 "48 hours before all Hell will reign [sic] down on them."
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2026-04-06 "Every bridge in Iran [...] every power plant [...] I mean complete demolition by 12 o'clock"
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2026-04-07 "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again."
I like your post. 50 years from now, high school students are going to open their US History book and read what the orange bumble fuck said during a war he started. Humiliating and perhaps the Americans might learn a lesson from the MAGA disaster.
If americans could learn we wouldn't have a 2nd trump presidency. We're on average stupider than bart with the cupcakes.
This combination of generations is lost. Most of the age groups are either pushing for things to get worse, ignoring things that are bad or rooting on the coming apocalypse. It'll get better when we get a few more new gens in the game, asuming it can be recovered
It's all just inequality dressed up as something else. People are miserable here because it's a country by and for rich people which even the rich don't enjoy in the end. Rich people exploit that sense of misery to give us...king-size diaper donny as president twice.
If you think your government isn't lying to you... I have some news
Considering what they are trying to do to this generations history books, I do wonder what they will contain in 50 years.
Apr 8: TACO!
(I hope)
That's the thing I was wondering about the TACO meme. Is it good to mock him on chickening out when it is best for everybody that he does chicken out?
In that case, we should reinforce good behaviour by praising him:
Trump Admirably Chickened Out
It's always a good idea to mock him. If he can't handle it he is free to resign.
Does it matter? I think he doesn't even touch the internet anymore and just has an assistant posting for him
On the contrary, I think everyone in the White House keeps feeding him pleasant lies and what's why he can go out in public and say all that BS
I'm taking the bet that he's going to fold faster than Superman on laundry day.
Beautiful. Thanks for compiling this.
From that, he does seem to have been getting a lot more agitated over the past week. We'll see how that translates into actions.
He's the biggest fucking dumbass in the universe.
I swear we live in the dumbest timeline. Can we switch back to pre-Covid timeline before Trump?
That... was Trump too.youre looking for pre 2017.
Honestly Trump 2017-2019 doesn't even seem that bad anymore...
Oh dear God, the fact that such a statement can be made...
this guy is starting to behave a lot like that putin guy
waaaaaiiit uuuuppp....
- Apr 7: "I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks"-
This should be the front page of a wiki, so others can add citations and readers can drill down. But it should absolutely preserve this level of summary. It was highly effective at putting the arc into perspective without embellishment. I might recommend reframing the entries for March 28, 29, 31 and April 2, 4 as summaried utterances instead, as I found the switch to an overtly editorial summary to be jarring.
I copied it from elsewhere - but I love your idea! Someone should definitely catalog and archive this
If I decide to build that, who would the attribution need to go to? eg: who is your genius tier source
I can’t say for certain this is where I saw it, but I googled “Trump Iran Copy Pasta” and this came up
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/Eky8TBr61N
edit: This user added some great links:
is this list accurate and not embellished for comedic effect?
Is he going to nuke them I wonder? What else could that final threat be?
The US had a perfectly good nuclear deal with Iran, but Trump chose to rip it up nine years ago because it had Obama's name on it.
Should come to no surprise that Iran don't want to end this crisis diplomatically with the same guy who stabbed them in the back just to spite the Democrats...
Trump sparked anger and concern around the globe on Tuesday morning with his post, which read, “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!”
I've not read the full wording of his Truth Social post until now, but why does it read like he's trying to cut a wrestling promo?
I mean his description of the US airman rescue operation in yesterday's press conference where he called the Iranian army a "hostile, very talented, very good, very evil military" was giving me Danhausen vibes...
If he plays his cards right, he might end up winning the WWE Peace Prize.
The US had a perfectly good deal. Israel didn't. If the deal had stayed in place, the Iranian econony would have roughly doubled by now. That's a lot more resources that could stay in Israel's way of expanding into Lebanon for example.
The deal benefited Israel as well... what are you talking about!?
What the deal did not include was: praise for the orange pedophile and/or distraction for his crimes or Bibi's
Did an edit to add that before I saw your reply. Don't buy what Israel tells you about how they love the Iranian people. Consider Israel's material interests.
E: Also it's fairly public fact that Israel lobbied against the deal and following it lobbied for repeal.
Consider Israel’s material interests.
Hmmmm how about no... Israel had a chance but decided to become the new Nazis... they can go fuck themselves back to the stone age for all I care
"consider" as in "you won't understand why Israel does what it does unless you think about", it doesn't mean "give them what they want"
yes, I understood... but again, this is the slippery slope where "the best move" is justified regardless how heartless and immoral it may be
My point is I do not care what Israel had to win by this. This is wrong and they should pay dearly for their crimes against humanity
I only meant for analysis sake 😅
Yes but this is the slippery slope that can justify any and all atrocities...
There is a difference between "justify" and "explain." He's not saying what happened is OK, he's explaining why some people were motivated to ruin what most purple thought of as a good thing.
There is a difference between “justify” and “explain.”
Again I UNDERSTOOD... but this is a slippery slope, "explaining" why "it makes sense" to commit genocide is too close to the SLIPPERY SLOPE I am complaining about
You keep saying "I understand" and then displaying that you don't understand.
I mean, I can explain why Grand Moff Tarken blew up Alderaan. I understand why he chose to do that. There is no slippery slope from there to "it's ok to blow up planets."
It is crucial that you understand the motivations of your enemy, and understand why he makes the decisions he does. You aren't going to defeat him by guesswork.
What part makes you think I do not understand?
There is no slippery slope from there to “it’s ok to blow up planets.”
Absolutely there is... go into ANY forum on US politics and you'll find the most immoral decisions labeled as "it was their best move"... if you go further you'll see those turned into "they'd be stupid not to do it"... and so forth
Tbh, it sounds too coherent to be him.
"we don't negotiate with terrorists"
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