If there are no sluts in heaven, take me to wherever the sluts are.

I just finished my morning conference call and y'all already trynna horn me up?

What about women who suck your member after you've put it in them a couple of times? There's gotta be a higher grade heaven for them. Angels truly.

Girls that put their hand in their pants and then put their fingers in your mouth; Saint Peter can't even look them in the eye as he opens the gate. 😳

Like for a crime?

“Yes officer, suspect #5 did this” 👉

Her: 👄

Men that lick their cum off pussies go to heaven

Not to be too horny on main but if anybody knows any porn or sites or whatever that caters to this specific thing please post a link

How do I finger my fingers??

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Tbh as a guy I'll lick my finger first after fingering her.

Well tbh i dont want my ex to go to heaven that b shud burn in hell

It depends on where you fingered them 😜