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[–] 72 points 7 months ago* (9 children)

... The parts of the sentence after what is highlighted ... outline how vaginal fluids + cum smell like freshly husked corn.

I've uh, shucked a fair amount of corn, and also uh... I guess 'made my fair share of creamed corn' ... and I have no idea what this person is talking about.

This is from The Stand?

Maybe Stephen King had already obliterated his sense of smell from railing lines of coke, at this point?

???

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  • [–] 41 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Is there not a kernel of truth to it?

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  • [–] 42 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Corncaine is one hell of a drug

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    [–] 53 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I haven't read a lot of King, but something that's always stood out to me is the way he writes about sex. I get the impression that he understands what happens, but has absolutely no idea why it happens. like an alien that watched a bunch of earth porn but still has no grasp of human sexual psychology or the sensation of pleasure

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    To me it's always kinda felt like those scenes are written while approaching a climax. Like he was jerking off while he wrote it. The kind of shit that you look at with post-nut clarity and feel disgusted in yourself.

    ¯\(ツ)/¯

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago

    Cornography

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    God, I’d forgotten how cringe these bits were. After a few chapters of that I wanted the incel character to blow them all up, especially as the neurotypical characters treated him like shit nonstop.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    This is the longest sentence ever written and it's about corn and sex.

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    I could not stand The Stand. It was an absolute slog from start to finish.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    Why did you put this in our brains. Why.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    clearly this woman is from Indiana

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    This just reminds me of the best scene in Troll 2 when the witch seduces someone with a corn cob and people behind the camera throw popcorn on them when it gets more "intense".

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    It's the flourine smell in both that inspired this.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Country girls make do

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Original CornHub material

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago*

    You might not be doing something right if all she thinks of is corn.

    On the other hand, maybe that is exactly what you are going for. Cornerriffic!

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