top 77 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 208 points 7 months ago (1 child)
[–] 203 points 7 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 163 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    GNOME-themed breakfast? No thanks I'll stick to KDE

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 82 points 7 months ago

    That's her way to say sorry, OP loves it.

  • source
  • [–] 74 points 7 months ago

    This is some kinky shit and I'm here for it

  • source
  • [–] 71 points 7 months ago
    [–] 53 points 7 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 49 points 7 months ago

    Glad you guys made up.

  • source
  • [–] 48 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Everyone is so fucking horny here lol

  • source
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 86 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    She fucked up. Bro's gonna start arguing a lot more now.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 41 points 7 months ago (10 children)

    People talking about how the foot or other things look fake.

    Umm who eats two pieces of plain bread for breakfast?

  • source
  • hideshow 10 child comments
  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    In a world where toast sandwich is a reality, you really cannot assume anything

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 36 points 7 months ago
    [–] 33 points 7 months ago

    Joke's on her, I'm into it.

  • source
  • [–] 26 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Nice toes, but granted, the so called "bread" itself looks absolutely disgusting.

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago
    [–] 24 points 7 months ago

    She got clean feet at least.

  • source
  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago

    Pretty sure this is fetish content...

  • source
  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago
    [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    🥵🥵🥵

  • source
  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago
    [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    Quentin Tarantino might dig that.

  • source
  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago
    [–] 8 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    That's my secret, Cap. That's my fetish.

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    She got that Greek toe

  • source
  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago

    New fetish unlocked!

  • source
  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago

    I’m on great terms with my wife and make my own fucking breakfast. These things may in fact be related.

  • source
  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    I am not seeing skeletor, bring him here

  • source
  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago
    [–] 5 points 7 months ago*

    breakfast

    The whitest bread imaginable

    Also implying that somebody else "makes" you two slices of untoasted said white bread for breakfast.

  • source
  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Bullshit and make your own god-damned breakfast.

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Lemmyshittoast

  • source
  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    You can sell that feet toast on Ebay.

  • source
  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago* (4 children)

    That doesn't look real, the toe prints are too defined. I think OOP used a fake foot, like a doll's foot.

    I could be wrong, maybe some experimentation is in order.

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago

    I respectfully disagree. If I was angry enough to leave footprints in someone’s bread, I’d want them to KNOW it. I wouldn’t just step on it, I’d press down with each individual toe. I’d want to make sure their groggy, half-asleep brain NOTICED.

    I can’t believe I’m thinking this out. WTF

  • source
  • parent
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Cheese in toast

  • source
  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Your girlfriend has Morton's Toe.

  • source
  • up: feet

    down: angry gf

  • source
  • [+] -6 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    Why the fuck is this stereotype where the woman is still primary responsible for breakfast a thing?

    Make your own, she is not your slave.

  • source
  • hideshow 8 child comments
  • [–] 26 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Partners can do this to each other, maybe he cooks for her some other time.

    I wouldn't automatically assume she's always a cook, and even then, it's okay as long as it's an amicable arrangement and not societal pressure.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    They should switch it around at least for once. "Angry boyfriend stomps breakfast, find out more at 6 PM"

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Not so many are into male feet tho

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    While I agree with you, from the picture it doesn't look like the breakfast is made. Looks like he got his "bread" or whatever that is, that he was going to use for breakfast, squished.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Stop assuming things. They could be making their own breakfast, and always have bread for toast, or a sandwich. They could also be female. Or it could be the relationship dynamic.

    As long as it is 2 grown adults, who are not in an abusive relationship... I don't give a fuck, and neither should you.

  • source
  • parent