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[–] 86 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Seems like every time I did that it pushed me down into a hole in the middle of the bed and I was shot back out as an unexplainable quantity of blood.

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  • [–] 48 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    Reminds me of the time I was working at Walmart and had to clean the milk fridge out; pulled up the panel at the bottom of the fridge where the drip trap is and there was a fully sealed, in-box, portable TV from the 90s when the store first opened under there.

    They didn't let me keep it. 😩

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    [–] 41 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I wouldn't call this scene a "good night's sleep"...

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  • [–] 37 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Stop exaggerating. That TV weighs barely more than half that.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago*

    Seriously. Theres no way that television even just weighs barely half as much as people seem to say it almost doesnt. The only way is if you weigh 2 televisions, double it, halve it, double it again, and then divide it into fourths. Even then it wouldnt barely weigh nearly what most people think it almost weighs

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    A weighted blanket is a better option, but you do you.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    Why are his pants unbuttoned though?

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Before weighted blankets, we had...

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    [–] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    This kid most certainly did not get a good night's sleep.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Jokes aside, I didn't have a walkman for a while, so I was "sleeping" with a boombox under my blanket, with earbuds plugged in

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    A 60lb TV in a water-bed, no less!

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    a nightmare on elm street, Johnny Depp us about to die in this scene

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (3 children)

    Freddy pulls him into the bed and then he gets splattered off the ceiling

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Just told myself this morning as I was waking up "I have got to stop falling asleep with my heavyass laptop ontop of me. I'm gonna sprain my gall bladder or something at this point."

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    As an 80s kid I can confirm that seeing him with the TV laying on him like that was weird as hell, even back then. We had small 6 inch screen portable TVs that would have worked for the scene ... something like the one Depp is using would just go on a table beside the bad.

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  • [+] -7 points 7 months ago (1 child)