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Man fuck this holiday 😂
It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.
After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn't need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn't possibly accept as being true.
I wish you warm pillows and icy bathroom floors
I hope you go pee in the toilet pull up your pants or put your dong back in your pants and then some pee comes out of your private part that was left inside of said private part and leaks in your pants while at your workplace so you have to be wet for awhile in your crotch area.
This happens to me a lot. Do you think it's a curse like this or should like see a doctor maybe?
Nah just visit calicocutpants dot com
Trust me, I give.
Hmm, thanks but those patterns are a bit too subtle for me.
Milk the gooch
I’d like to add I hope your coffee spills on your breakfast on your way to work and you don’t have time to get another breakfast or coffee.
I don't drink coffee, my breakfast is usually a meal replacement shake, and I work from home on most days. I wonder what long series of extremely improbable events would have to happen for me to end up owning any coffee at all and then somehow having it end up in my shaker bottle while I'm on route from the kitchen to my office.
You made me say "WHAT THE FUCK, NO!" in a meeting.
Immediately thought he must be dead. I was just saying to my partner how awesome the JP music is while we watched whatever the new piece of crap (but entertaining) thing was. Great music. Some of the best.
Don't fucking scare me like that!
Ah, may he rest in sheets.
I mean everyone needs a good sleep, especially at such age
Unrelated, but I just learnt that Dick van Dyke is 100 years old as of last December and still kicking.






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