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[โ€“] 195 points 7 months ago (9 children)

Wait, they mean the Gravy Seals? The Fattack Squad? The PlaqueToon? The Blood-clot-hounds? The Infantiletry? The Dive Bummers? The Shillitary? The Krispy Kreme Kops? The Out-of-Breathalyzers?

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  • [โ€“] 62 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Donโ€™t forget Yโ€™all Quida, thatโ€™s my fave even tho I spelled it incorrectly.

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  • [โ€“] 60 points 7 months ago*
    [โ€“] 55 points 7 months ago

    icebergs is wild ๐Ÿ’€ internet really never misses with nicknames

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  • I'm going to do it even more

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  • [โ€“] 33 points 7 months ago
    [โ€“] 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Have they tried not being fat fascist fucks?

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  • [โ€“] 24 points 7 months ago
    [โ€“] 24 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    This meme would be better just like:

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  • [โ€“] 19 points 7 months ago

    They prefer โ€œswimming with their shirt on Americansโ€

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  • [โ€“] 16 points 7 months ago

    โ€œFatbergโ€ it is, then.

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  • [โ€“] 16 points 7 months ago

    Pedo Gestapo.

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  • [โ€“] 13 points 7 months ago

    The fittest finest.
    Only the best.

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  • [โ€“] 13 points 7 months ago

    I didn't know that was a thing until now. It will now enter my lexicon.

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  • [โ€“] 13 points 7 months ago

    Where are the ICE agents? I just see two gigantic icebergs

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  • [โ€“] 13 points 7 months ago

    This made me lol.

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 7 months ago

    to be fair glaciers are probably a more accurate comparison

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Back of that guys head looks like a pack of hotdogs.

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 7 months ago

    Gravy Seals?

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    "You better stop running away from me!"

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  • [โ€“] 24 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Call them whatever you want, but this isn't an actual statement from the TSA.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    If I'm running from ICE, I hope it's one of these guys chasing me.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I think you may be forgetting the fact that they tend to just shoot people. I can't imagine shooting someone in the back is out of bounds for this fine bunch.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 7 months ago

    Is it a warning that you give people? Like โ€œthereโ€™s an iceberg, right aheadโ€

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 7 months ago

    They found the thinnest TSA agent for flattering pictures. BASED!

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  • [โ€“] 13 points 7 months ago

    POOPBERG it is then

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    well...now we know what's going to sink democracy....icebergs

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 7 months ago

    Fire ice ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸงŠ

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Does that mean if they're married their wives are Titanics?

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  • [โ€“] 18 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    A) Fuck ICE.

    B) Let's mock them for being evil, not for being fat. There's actual reasons to hate them, going "oh haha look how fat they are" just hurts regular fat people.

    -- Frost

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 7 months ago

    Given the identity ICE agents have of themselves, as a muscular brute standing between civilized Americans and barbaric outsiders, fat-shaming them is reasonable. Also, they don't deserve to be treated as human beings. Even murderers deserve better than ICE agents.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 7 months ago* (3 children)

    To be fair, regular fat people should be shamed as well. There is an obesity epidemic, and we need to stop accepting it as normal. I'm no telephone pole of a human being myself, but I'd definitely be a lot heavier than I already am if no one ever called me out on my weight. Every fat person needs to be called out. It's a good motivator to be healthier.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 7 months ago

    Tbh I would feel way worse and demotivated (I'm not morbidly obese but js) but especially If they're already struggling with mental issues then they'll just feel worse about themselves if they're being shamed on top of it all... They'll feel even more anxious or depressed and want to eat to fill that void, so you're really just feeding a feedback loop (depending on the person, of course) and making it worse for them. Unless I am misunderstanding that the usage of "shamed" here means constructive criticism/advice that you are genuinely giving to them. Even then, perhaps they might already know what they need to do, but they aren't making progress and lack the motivation/executive function to do it.

    You don't know what their circumstances are, just try to help them out best you can and don't make them feel like shit.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 7 months ago

    oh my -giggle-

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 7 months ago

    "I'M FLYING, JACKOFF!"

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 7 months ago

    I would make them run fast.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 7 months ago

    These gents would likely sink the boats on the lake near my house.

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