Turns out the lettuce was more intelligent also
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Why does she still get attention?
She speedran meaningfully damaging an already damaged economy when given power in days. Her ideas demonstrably lack merit.
Unless her following is literally just people waiting for her to say something else stupid
Mostly because she says stuff like this, and it gets attention.
It is pretty funny. Outside of the current global climate, it's pretty funny.
Probably because she is the second third* ever female UK Prime Minister.
That alone means her (incredibly stupid) comments have public interest.
*I have been reminded again that I can't count (fair).
She’s the third female PM, Margaret Thatcher was first and Theresa May second.
I'd like to say that I didn't count Thatcher as a human, but the truth is i just totally forgot Theresa May.
Corrected, cheers.
I'm not sure she was even human. Might have been an MI5 project to create a lifelike android to infiltrate and take over Parliament.
Holy shit, and here I thought organized trans crime conspiracies were exclusively American Republican. Why does everything stupid or regressive that comes out of the USA get parroted over here.
quick note, if anyone wants kitkats at a super low price hmu
Hold on, ensure Nestle loses money, and you’d fund trans people? Fucking sign me up! This is a fantastic idea! We need an underground trans mafia that steals chocolate to resell.
The spread of american idiocy to a global scale isn't a coincidence. It's a combination of homegrown grifters who see the grift over there working, and a concerted effort by the Epstein Class to spread their influence abroad.
Where do you think America got their stupid people from? Did you think Europe stopped making them after they sent them here?
we should form an underground transgender mafia
Because the world is the way it is right now I just need to check. This is satire, right?
Yes it is! Good one though lol
Wait it's not real? It got me. The world is really in a state if I can read this and think it's real. I'd never heard of this woman but the shit that some people say made this just on the edge of believability. I feel like in 2000s or the 90s people weren't so stupid.
But have you heard of... A lettuce?
Did she like lettuce or something? I'm not in on this joke..
Yeah well at this point we've been accused of so much insane crap that it's hard to tell.
If you've had no previous experience of Liz Truss, she is absolutely bonkers and has the charisma of a bag of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfkSYY3OV-s
If you can bear 2 minutes of her, this was when she was a lowly trade minister in the Tories before they imploded and were putting anyone in as prime minister. After that she went full on batshit, subscribing heavily to the 'deep state' nonsense and blaming everything for ending her 42 days rather than facing that she was incompetent and the markets had no confidence in her
I say that Liz Truss is actually just one giant cunt.
Ma'am, we've got better shit to do
Shit, they're onto us.
Who snitched?
Oceans 11 trans remake when?
Honestly, that would be a hilarious trade. A transgender mafia trading chocolate for estrogen.
Would've been breaking as a parody of disinformation 18 months ago
KitKat heist was very real, though.
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mad-libs headline?
also kudos to truss on having no shame and still showing her face to humans
Fuck Nestle
This means stealing KitKats is okay, maybe?
No one knew what the fuck you stood for. Political fucking mist - no substance, no weight. You've got all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a graveside.
So now, please, just fuck off back to your hole you headless frump, and prepare for your column in Grazia."
That sounds... awesome! Like, I want this to be true, underground transgender mafia, hell yeah!!
She's got a good narrative name, and she could have rode the decaying lettuce meme. She's otherwise awful, as a politician. And I'm from the u.s.
I look forward to her obituary
Hopefully they'll do an episode about her on Respect the Dead when that happens.
She is 100% wrong, like how can someone even think of that?
Imagine for a second that you were rewarded for spouting insane bullshit.
Why she does it isn't the question. The question is why does it work. The people who read this are definitely eating paint chips.

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