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[–] 144 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Turns out the lettuce was more intelligent also

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  • [–] 100 points 7 months ago* (7 children)

    Why does she still get attention?

    She speedran meaningfully damaging an already damaged economy when given power in days. Her ideas demonstrably lack merit.

    Unless her following is literally just people waiting for her to say something else stupid

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Mostly because she says stuff like this, and it gets attention.

    It is pretty funny. Outside of the current global climate, it's pretty funny.

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  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

    Probably because she is the second third* ever female UK Prime Minister.

    That alone means her (incredibly stupid) comments have public interest.

    *I have been reminded again that I can't count (fair).

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    She’s the third female PM, Margaret Thatcher was first and Theresa May second.

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  • [–] 57 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Holy shit, and here I thought organized trans crime conspiracies were exclusively American Republican. Why does everything stupid or regressive that comes out of the USA get parroted over here.

    quick note, if anyone wants kitkats at a super low price hmu

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  • [–] 46 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    we should form an underground transgender mafia

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  • [–] 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Because the world is the way it is right now I just need to check. This is satire, right?

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago

    Oh gimme a break

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago

    sounds... probable.

    maybe they can share some <3

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago* (9 children)

    Yes it is! Good one though lol

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Wait it's not real? It got me. The world is really in a state if I can read this and think it's real. I'd never heard of this woman but the shit that some people say made this just on the edge of believability. I feel like in 2000s or the 90s people weren't so stupid.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    But have you heard of... A lettuce?

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    If you've had no previous experience of Liz Truss, she is absolutely bonkers and has the charisma of a bag of shit

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfkSYY3OV-s

    If you can bear 2 minutes of her, this was when she was a lowly trade minister in the Tories before they imploded and were putting anyone in as prime minister. After that she went full on batshit, subscribing heavily to the 'deep state' nonsense and blaming everything for ending her 42 days rather than facing that she was incompetent and the markets had no confidence in her

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I say that Liz Truss is actually just one giant cunt.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Ma'am, we've got better shit to do

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Shit, they're onto us.

    Who snitched?

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Oceans 11 trans remake when?

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Honestly, that would be a hilarious trade. A transgender mafia trading chocolate for estrogen.

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago

    Lettuce not listen to this grifter.

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
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    mad-libs headline?

    also kudos to truss on having no shame and still showing her face to humans

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago*

    I'm kind of surprised the Liz made it 44 days against the lettuce.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Fuck Nestle

    This means stealing KitKats is okay, maybe?

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    I suggest Liz Truss is a piece of shit

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    being in an underground transgender mafia would fix me

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    No one knew what the fuck you stood for. Political fucking mist - no substance, no weight. You've got all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a graveside.

    So now, please, just fuck off back to your hole you headless frump, and prepare for your column in Grazia."

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Ah, a Candace Owens for the other side of the pond. 

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    That’s why the salad won

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago*

    That sounds... awesome! Like, I want this to be true, underground transgender mafia, hell yeah!!

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Amazing. I wan a meet them: 3

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    She's got a good narrative name, and she could have rode the decaying lettuce meme. She's otherwise awful, as a politician. And I'm from the u.s.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Everyone look for a suspiciously KitKat-shaped Italian trans person!

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I look forward to her obituary

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    She is 100% wrong, like how can someone even think of that?

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Imagine for a second that you were rewarded for spouting insane bullshit.

    Why she does it isn't the question. The question is why does it work. The people who read this are definitely eating paint chips.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Hey, if anyone deserves1 2 tons of chocolate, it would be the trans mafia

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    That's as many as four threes, and that's terrible.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    God I wish this was true

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    guess who doesn't have a seat in the uk parlament?

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    She's forcefemming the mafia herself

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