Oooh ok, please be the first in line then rob.
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Rob Schneider is a stapler
I didn't know who he was so I looked him up on Wikipedia. Apparently he's a fucking moron.
That he is. South Park made fun of him a lot back in the day
Most of the time comments like this make me feel old, since I would imagine the majority of people my age absolutely know who he is without even thinking about it. But this time it makes me feel good knowing that even now there's gonna be a ton of people who never heard of him before and that will keep growing as time goes on.
Who cares what Rob Schneider thinks?
Seriously. This is news? How?
Unfortunately we live in a time and a place where this idiot absolutely has more public sway than a lot of members of Congress and basically all of local government. This country does have a reality tv star as president after all.
Classic chickenhawk, lives 60-something years without serving in military, and now thinks other people should serve in the military.
I was going to call him a joke, but then that would give him more credit than he is due.
Jokes are funny, which he is not.
Sorry, I don't take geopolitical advice from a man whose most notable acting roles included starring in The Hot Chick.

I think his most notable role was a bit character in Waterboy. "You can do it!".
Is Schneider a Pedo? Why is he supporting pedo policies? Sounds like a pedo to me.
Isnt it a thing, tho, where judges who are also secretly doing X come down harder on people doing X than other crimes? And I think that's true for all people, not just judges. Has to do with not wanting to seem like youre wishy washy on the rules for that crime so nobody suspects you...
I dont understand your response to my comment.
Judges who turn out to be secret pedos tend to have a record of sentencing maximums against pedos in their court. It's a thing.
All I was saying is people who are boisterous in their hatred of pedos can be pedos maybe as much as people who want to debate it philosophically (so called apologists, or whatever).
It's a detestable crime and im not suggesting otherwise and im not suggesting anything about the victims.
Perhaps I misspoke.
Exactly what freedom is being threatened by Iran? The freedom to distract people from the Epstein files maybe?
Iran hasn't done anything to me, but Trump has.
As a matter of fact the real war would be civil war.
He's caused more harm to the US than Iran ever has.
What an immensely punchable face.
"The only way we can have freedom is by killing some brown people who have done nothing to us." - Some fucking douchebag moron
Send every single person in ICE first then the children of politicians. None are allowed cushy office jobs. All must be boots on the ground.
Lets draft all those who voted for Trump first. They brought up this mess, they should clean it.
Rob Schneider, fucking idiot, says something fashy to remind people he still exists after being functionally unemployed for a decade
Shut up, Rob, no one cares what you think.
The army drafting rob schneider sounds exactly like a rob schneider movie plot.
My friends and I have a copy of duece bigelow that we take turns hiding at each others house. I think someone got it as a gift like 20 years ago. I think it’s still in shrink wrap, probably somewhere behind a photo on one of our walls to be found and re-hid someday 🙃
Anyo e advocating for the military service for others should put their money where their mouth is and sign up, regardless of age.
I was gonna say that. Rob could go to Iran and fight them if he believes draft is necessary
unfortunately thats the problem with stupid cunts like him. They are super eager to send YOUR children to die, but will never send his loved ones.
As someone who served 20 years in the US military... we created the Reserves so we don't ever have to enact a draft again. There are enough people serving in the Reserves to cover us if we go to war. It's our compromise to avoid drafting people ever again.
Heck, I joined just before the Iraq war started back in the early 2000s and folks in the Reserves were shocked to find out they were tagged to go to war first. The active duty military is already running operations around the globe; we can't just abandon all our bases and active missions to run to war. So we sent in the Reserves first to set up shop and create a stable environment before moving active duty personnel and resources to the region. As an active duty member, working for a deployment squadron at the time, I didn't actually see Iraq until 2007.
To be more precise, there are career fields in the military that are designed specifically for boots-on-ground operations, and those active duty career fields were technically the first members to go to war. But after an area was secured, then we'd send in Reserves behind them to help set up and maintain local bases and operations until active duty could eventually filter in and take over full-time.
Its free to say nothing.
He's been a piece of shit for a long time but I also wonder if shit like this is a conservative cash grab. Like he's gonna start saying the reason he doesn't make as much money as he wants is liberal backlash to the horrendous shit he says, as opposed to him just being a nepo hack. Then waits for conservative offers to roll in and plaster his face around their circuit of ghouls for easy money.
He's just the worst. I hope Sandler stops giving him a paycheck.
I just watched an episode of Last Week Tonight where Rob said some nice things about Victor Orban, or something along those lines. Not that Rob really ever had any credibility but anything he had is now gone.
dude's apex was the 'making copies' guy on SNL. one bit.
all downhill from there. he's a no-service shitbag who wants to say other people's kids should be conscripted.
all of this ignores the enormous harm a draft would do to our military - because I guarantee you the rich still won't serve, they'll all have bone spurs and asthma that fixes itself after a decade. and the poor will have to serve instead.
meanwhile, today, we have one of the best militaries in the world because the people serving genuinely want to be there - either for the service itself or benefits after - and all of this ignores the giant elephant in the room: conscription's great for meat waves.
anything requiring skill gets fucked. small unit tactics take ages to learn. logistical operations take longer. and you're not going to get conscripts in the backbone combat service and support units because that shit takes even longer to teach than infantry stuff. two year hitch? hell that's just barely enough time to get through basic, AIT and airborne school. that's when you're qualified to no longer be a danger to your fellow servicepeople.
I don't want to serve with conscripted people who are gonna get high/fucked up and get us all murdered. we saw what happened in vietnam, no thanks.
That's also ignoring the possibility of folks like myself being conscripted, wherein I would be looking for the biggest how can I fuck everyone over situation. I see human life as cheap including my own, now imagine what I would consider acceptable casualties?
sounds like he got marching orders from putinspeak to Support orban's election
Shut the fuck up you bootlicking has been
Rob, have you tried just not saying anything? Come on, try it...
You can do it!
How is starting a war of aggression supposed to “protect freedoms”?
Because we need even more parallels with Vietnam? I mean I kinda agree but for opposite reasons. The draft is how we got people breaking into the FBI offices and revealing cointelpro. Maybe a draft will motivate enough of us to liberated the rest of the Epstein files.
What "freedoms" does he think are being threatened by Iran?
More attention grabbing comments from the most unserious buffoon of an "actor".
Say the literal one dimension comedian. How many times has Adam Sandler kept you in SAG?
Says our freedoms are the envy of the world.
I think I can speak for all of Sweden when I say: we are not even remotely envious of US "freedom"
There's this "old" song I think express our views just fine
We're not living in America. But we're not sorry, I knew there was something that we never had. We don't worry. No, we're not living in America. But we're not sorry. No we don't care about the world today. We're not sorry for you
As an American, I'm envious of the freedoms Europeans have. I hear in much of Europe you don't have to change doctors when you change jobs. And they let you spend a few months with your newborn child.
And they let you spend a few months with your newborn child.
Parents have the right to 480 days of parental leave in total. 90 of which is reserved for each parents(180 total) but the remaining 300 you can choose who stays home.
It's quite common that both parents stay home for a while. Which they can, just means your total parental leave days are consumed twice as fast.
NOTE: This is just for Sweden. Other European countries may have other rules
As an American, I’m envious of the freedoms Europeans have. I hear in much of Europe you don’t have to change doctors when you change jobs. And they let you spend a few months with your newborn child.
Don't even need to look that far. I'm Canadian and we have all that.
I wonder whether Mr Schneider can point to any of those hard-won freedoms in this, Mr Trump's second year of 4.
I agree that freedoms must sometimes be won, but without any freedoms in evidence it's a hard sell.
Rob Schneider can go fuck himself. He's a pathetic no-talent hack who's fallen ass-backwards into money. And because of that he now thinks he's some sort of genius. In truth, he's a dunce.
Our freedoms still aren't hiding in the middle east. This is despite the fact that every time the government goes there some of our freedoms go missing
you first Rob. go fight for your country you piece of shit loser. after a full tour of duty you can come back and say this shit again.
until then you're just a pathetic clown with shitty racist jokes.
Draft = you dont actually have freedom. I've said it since I was a child and the only response I get is "well they don't/won't actually use it". Well, enjoy either dying for what you don't believe in or going to prison. Y'know, that place that has legal slave labor.


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