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Here, it seems.

There’s no law saying women can’t wear propeller caps either

That might actually be illegal in Florida.

Cargo shorts are sexier though.

Sundresses are wicked lovely to wear. I can heartily recommend it to any guys who are worried about doing so.

Yet

I pretty much have those arms, but my jaw is closer to the lady on the left lmao

But most of all, I do NOT have his waistline. Look at that v-taper. Thin in the middle, wide lats. I'd have to lose a good 40 KG to achieve that and the average man probably could not achieve that at all without years of working out because it's pretty hard to get lats that wide.

This. His tusk-maxxxing routine must be crazy.

And the beanie and lollypop?

Got them thangs thangin dude

this guy gets it

May I introduce you to the kilt? It changed my life. Stylish, shows off my legs, and the gentlemen approve of the airflow during the searing 10 months of Texas summer.

Looking swolt

"just"

lol fashionista

and doesn’t have holes.

We have to pay attention to that as well?

one of my worst days was when I was told I could not wear shorts to an internship

my brother in cheesus we are in the middle of the summer reaching 50 degrees celsius (120 for burger metrics) LET ME HAVE MY SHORTS

I'm not a mafia boss, I wear shorts all summer (March/April through October or so) Office, doctor's appointment, whatever. It's shorts for me.

I used to joke that one day I'm going to walk into the Mercedes dealership wearing shorts and ask them to test drive a brand new S-Class, but my priorities have changed somewhat in the meantime so I don't think I'll be doing that. Not such a huge fan of their newest interiors anyway.

it's that time of the year again to get railed in a sundress

Mmm no.

I completely agree. I mostly end up wearing band t-shirts now because my preferred style (long sleeved button downs with cool looking fabrics, rolled up sleeves - no, short sleeved button down shirts do not work they look goofy and are cut to a very different pattern. They aren't sleek enough yes I know I'm fat and not sleek I don't care) only comes in stupid plaid and stupider plaid. Fortunately I can get away with a sports coat over that since my current day job is musician.

What are you looking for that you've been unable to find?

Mmm, ehhhh, uhhhh, ahhh, I mean yeah, pretty much. I want more options and they can be pretty hard to find unless you really know where to look.

Just for clarification, i don't really care about fashion, i prefer comfort and efficiency and bulk buying oversized t-shirts and sweatpants, shorts for summer, seem to be the absolute best for that purpose.

But, we do have the entire world at our fingertips. No need to be limited to whatever your local store offers.

I shop from both men and women's sections, while men have better fabrics and comfy stuff the colors are depressing. I mean they do have that occasional pink shirt that's a statement but it's rare to have happy colors as far as i can see. Of course I'm sure it depends on the budget and what kind of stores you have access to.

My wife and I are both the one on the right XD

Yeah this may as well be any photo of me and my wife during warm weather

I would like one, but unfortunately I am not diagnosed with autism. I do think it would be hilarious to wear it otherwise.

So has the egg cracked already or is it still an ongoing process?

Winter is just summer minus temperature

or white cotton shirt and trousers that make you look somewhere between wannabe boyband member and British pink-skinned colonist on a gap year

This made me lol

Linen and simple cuts

How about an organic cotton mankini?

if i'm going in my swimmies i'm either putting on a speedo or going Napoleon style

but like, staying cool is mostly about the right fabric. linen, seersucker, cotton. then worry about color/pattern

A nice doublet with some ruffs underneath combined with a sturdy pair of breeches, a modest codpiece and a fashionable cape. As for footwear I'd recommend riding boots.

I usually opt for my birthday suit but last time I did that I wasnt allowed within 100 ft of the gas station up the street anymore

That said though, the sundress looks pretty breezy and comfy too