The victim -- identified as 27-year-old Bradrick Michael Wells -- was found dead in a yard in Charlotte Hall, Maryland, according to the Charles County Sheriff's Office.

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[–] 67 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Two people who were in the back seat of the vehicle witnessed the deadly shooting, the sheriff's office said. Webber allegedly asked them for their help in disposing of the body, but they refused, got out of the car, left the scene and ultimately flagged down officers with the La Plata Police Department, authorities said.

well that seems to be a slam dunk case

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  • [–] 36 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    well that seems to be a slam dunk case

    ..or whatever the cornhole equivalent is. A cornhole-in-one?

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Grand bag: when a player makes all four bags in the hole directly, one after another, during an inning; differs from a four-bagger in that a bag is not later knocked from the board's surface into the hole during the inning. 🤷🏼

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  • [–] 47 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    it’s wonderful to see someone overcome adversity and not let anything prevent them from chasing their dreams, but… maybe this guy should’ve been discouraged.

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  • [–] 22 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Dayton James Webber, 27, is accused of fatally shooting the front seat passenger of his vehicle

    Woah wait.. The guy was driving and shooting?!

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago

    I don't usually get impressed by criminality, but honestly, how could I not be

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  • [–] 26 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    But how? Terrible article.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/24/amputee-cornhole-player-arrested

    Asked whether the sheriff’s office suspected Wells was shot dead with a gun that had equipment adapting it for use by someone without hands, an agency spokesperson said that was unknown.

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  • [–] 32 points 7 months ago

    I read it many times and no where does it ever allude to an explanation or imply the means a quadruple amputee would have used to fire a gun. Perhaps you can assist the less abled like myself with a quote that I am failing to see.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)

    This may come as a surprise to you, but there's a huge breadth of knowledge in the world that each person experiences differently. Beyond that, language is not a perfect medium where what's said can differ, in a precise technical sense, from what's intended. We have a common phrase for this - 'you know what I mean?' Assuming every question that seems stupid or sarcastic actually is, only guarantees that you're shooting down genuine questions in the crossfire. Some people haven't had the luxury of a life experience teaching them how to properly form questions and use language at its full potential.

    Instead of doing the right thing and assuming the question is being asked in good faith, you act, ironically, like a smug teenager; bullying and teasing. This, in turn, helps anti-intellectualism win. Your behavior is helping bring more of the very thing you seem irritated at (making an assumption based on your bitching). You can pretend to yourself that you're doing the right thing and people just don't understand. But it's a façade. An immature and common one that I'm sick and tired of seeing. Shitting on people for genuinely asking questions deserves to be ridiculed.

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  • [+] -8 points 7 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    That's sad you can't handle reading lmao. Poor guy, I'll go back and fix it so it's not so tough for you. You're just proving everything I said, and giving a clear indication you're operating in bad faith. Congratulations on being a core part of the downfall of civilization. Every cog has its day.

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    [–] 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Video of him shooting a gun for anyone wondering about the logistics: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/0QmPjTkX70Q

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    How the hell does he do that without shooting himself in the crotch while racking that slide?

    Thank you for the video still wild to picture him driving a car and turning with his nubs to shoot the guy sitting next to him.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    "DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO!"

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  • [–] 33 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    ...cornhole champion?

    Seems awfully ridiculous to mention.

    "Officers surrounded the rapist -- who btw was pretty sick at drums -- before apprehending him."

    ...?

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    The news should be required to mention one factoid about whomever they’re talking about.

    “Local Yu-Gi-Oh champion arrested over altercation with Burger King employee regarding trap cards.”

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Take care of your corn hole, buddy

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    /r/brandnewsentence has a mod sticky right now telling people for the love of god stop posting this.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    That mugshot: "Yeah, I did it. High five!"

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    ‘Just Do It’

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Finally some lighter news.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Tom Scott has seen better days

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