Alright then keep your secret.

GaY

I saw a longer version of this idea once but I don't remember where

I was trying to combine Polonium, Oxygen, Phosphorus, and Yttrium, but then I realized I’d get the same properties with just two Calcium.

Sodium hydroxide is NaOH, though

"That's an elemental joke, Scotty!"

Old chemists never die. They just fail to react.