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[–] 47 points 7 months ago (6 children)

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The deciding factor in this scenario is your willingness to pick one up by the ankles and bludgeon the others with them.

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    First graders are about 50 lbs. Pre-K and Kindergarteners would work better for this. Too much weight and you're going to lose power on the swing.

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  • [–] 29 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    Too vague.

    • How much time between waves?
    • Can I leave one first-grader "alive" to indefinitely recover at the end of a wave? Or can defeated members of a wave re-enter the fight if they have long enough to recover?
    • Do I get regular meal and sleep breaks assuming it goes on long enough?
    • How aggressive are they?
    • Is the attack coordinated? Like did they have time to prepare?
    • What does the arena look like?
    • What constitutes being finished beating one of them up?
    • Do I have to worry about taking it too far?
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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago

    Ask no longer - https://store.steampowered.com/app/3934270/How_Many_Dudes/

    Played the (surprisingly lengthy) demo of this over Next Fest and found it pretty fun, though maybe a bit too easy.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    The limiting factor is definitely fatigue, assuming we already don't care about morals. I could probably take on like 3-15 waves of them, depending on how big they would be.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    My first question would have been "is the fifth grader boss the entire fifth wave, so after 40 first graders, or the end of the fifth wave, so after 50 first graders?" Followed by "how much time do I get to prepare?"

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)

    "13."

    "She says 13, but I think she could take twi-- Why do you say that with such certainty?"

    "It's... kind of why I need the new job."

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    She'll lose the job to Anakim

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    [–] 4 points 7 months ago*

    Hm... I think I could do 10 waves. By the second boss wave, I'd be getting pretty tired and not sure if I could win. Maybe up to 15 if I manage that one.

    Assuming no weapons on either side, of course. If everybody has weapons, the waves would be less tiring, but potentially all it takes is for one of those little fuckers to get a lucky shot in.

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