Yes, we do have names like "Kate Wood" and BC bud is the shit. Maple syrup is more of an east coast thing, but we do enjoy it on our breakfast foods out west, and you can find maple flavoured anything at the store. We are definitely not America and never will be.

We don’t put maple leaves on our stuff anymore because when we travel we end up getting confused with Americans trying to pretend they’re not Americans by putting maple leaves on their shit.

There is nothing more canadian than being smug about not being american.

The evil, slightly manic expression on Kate's face was what gave her away for me.

Mostly accurate, Yes. I do pour Maple syrup on everything. Except the bud export is hard to quanrify, and i have a fleur de lys on my bag.

Édits: damn autocorrect

Try not to judge us too hard for this. We kicked Kate out for a reason (lighting up a fat joint in an elementary school classroom isn't cool here). She's got the rest right on, though.

"BC bud", is that how Canadians call their friend from British Columbia?

Now I'm craving some maple syrup poutine.

no mention of poutine

One day I will find out if all of this is true.

The part about it not being America is true for now...

Hockey, eh?

(Sorry to bring that up.)

Canada exports weed?

where did u get this photo of me

Pretty accurate tbh

🤔.... Fairly accurate.

That aboot covers it

Don't listen to Kate, she's a marijuana extremist and is wanted for crimes against maple syrup.

Unbelievably based

She should have a prosthetic arm to represent Canada's contribution to space(orbit) exploration. /s

Yup. That all checks out.

Oui, bien-sûr.

This is pretty offensive to America's hat, and almost their 51st state before the orange turd decided to start bullying Greenland. I recommend you apologize now, eh.